Dis last Wednesday, it were my haf birfday! And I also gots a haf birfday hippo. Ain't she cute? I been sleepin on her and snugglin lots. Finley got one too even though it weren't her haf birfday or nuffin. Which really just means I has one in my room and one in da livin room, BOL!
We wents on a patrol for zombiez today and I got some good barkin in. I barked da peeples, da birds, da skwerrils. I missed dat drummer dude who has been drummin in MY field though. Who do he think he are drummeratin in my field? I are da only one who are sposed to bark and annoy da entire neighborhoodz. Don't dat dude know anythings???