Friday, May 30, 2014

Da Vampire Vet

Hey pals!  Firstest things first, I wanted to show y'all dis cute lil bow dat my pal Goose sent me.


Dese ties come from da Kula Project - a non-profit who are helpin women in Rwanda by teachin dem a trade and payin dem for dere work - in dis case my pretty bow!  So it are not just a pretty bow, it are helpin peeps too.

My pal Goose has are a very sweet Weimeraner - and he has not been feelin too good - he were in da hospital all last weekend wif internal bleedins.  But he are back home wif his momma now and we's sending him lotsa POTP.  If ya don't know him yet, check out his blog at Gospel of Goose.

Ok, now on to my trip da vampire vet.  I were real excited bout da car ride, but I were not too excited bout bein at da vet.  Dey had me and Finley go to an exam room immediately, I guess dey didn't want me barkin up da waitin room.  Well, I whined and barked while hidin under da chair.  Finley got examined firstest and I was hopin dey wouldn't see me since da floor were white too, but dey did.

And dey stole my bloods and weighed me.  I are up to 20.3 pounds - momma were callin me chunky buns since I weighs more dan Finley.  I tried to tell her dat dat extra weight are just furs, but I don't know if she believed me.  And on top of all dis humiliashun, da vampire vet started lookin at my wrinkles.  And he made some kinda joke bout plastic surgery and loose skins.  And den Finley's momma joked bout a 2-for-1 deal dat she wanted in on too!!!  OMD, da humiliashuns.

In case y'all didn't know, I gots back wrinkles.  My momma sometimes calls me Ruffles, cuz Ruffles has ridges.  Yeah, she finks she's funny - at least someone does.


Can ya sees em?  Dey are more noticeable in person dan in photos, but I developed wrinkles in da past couple years.  I tried tellin momma I were just tryin to look more like her bassets since I know she misses dem, but I are not sure if she believed me.  I fink wrinkles just makes me even more you-neek.  And I don't need no plastic surgeries, so no vampire vet, ya are not gettin more money dat way.  Ya already got lotsa money for suckin my bloods.  We's sposed to get da blood results back nextest week - I hope dey says dat I are in needs of more pool ball!

31 comments:

  1. Oh My! That is one pawsome bow tie!!! I am keepin' my paws crossed real tight for our pal Goose!!! He is such a carin' doggie ~ him and his Moms do so much for others, I hopes they feel all the loves from Blogville in return!
    I'm sure glads your vettie visit went well...I gots to go on Wednesday, and they're gonna steal my bloods too! What is with these vampire vetties??? do you thinks it's like an invasion??? Should I bring the garlic and cross with me??? Geesh.
    Okays, if your Moms is gonna go in for the wrinkle removin', see if you can gets my Ma a deal too! She sure could use it, and it would be alot less embarrassin' bein' seen in public with her! hehehe
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. I are pretty sure it are an invashun - dem vampire vets are poplin up everywhere.

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  2. That vampire Vet's got no idea Whitley. Them's NOT wrinkles. Them's waves and waves are good. All the cool Sheilas like to have waves in their hair. Hope he's got more idea on the blood test results and prescribes all the pool ball you can fit into a day, aye? Good to hear Goose is home with his Momma. I sure hope he gets better real soon. That's a very cute bow tie he sent you and you make it look GOOD!!

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    1. Fanks Charlie! And well, if havin waves in your hair makes Sheilas cool, my momma are one of da coolest Sheilas round, hee hee! Her hair are super wavy!

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  3. I don't know. I'm down to 10.1 kg (22.2 pounds) and that's surprising. They wanted me to lose weight, I did it and now They're concerned. Humans!???

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    1. Yup, dey don't make no sense. My momma always wants me to eat my foods and now I gotta put up wif all dis chunky buns stuff.

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  4. I love your bow! Don't worry about the wrinkles because you look so cute. That vampire vet sure gets around because I saw her last week too.

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    1. Yeah, dem vampire vets are everywhere.

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  5. You still got some catching up to weigh 26 pounds like I do, BOL! Just kidding...

    Purdy bow you are modeling. And Charlie is right...they are purdy Whitley Waves™ So There!

    I sure hope the vet doesn't make any silly comments about what the vampires find.

    Woofs!

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    1. Yeah, I hopes not either. I fink my momma needs da Bodka Dwip™ - she used to never worry bout me join to da vet, but now dat I are older she gets herself all freaked out bout it.

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    2. I knows whut ya means, Whit-- evfur since dey found my heart murmur, my Momma worries about me when I is goin' to da vetman, too!!

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    3. Yup, we needs to keep da rum drinks flowin round here!

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  6. Fabulous bow from Goose. What does the Vampire Vet know? Ignore them we say. They are only out to steal our blood. Have a super Saturday.
    best wishes Molly

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    1. Yup, I wonder what dey do wif it anyways. Dis vet wanted poo too - dat are just weird.

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  7. You look adorable in your bow tie, Whitley! That was very sweet of Goose.

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. Whitley I agree with Charlie they are waves from swimming....you can't swim in the pool without waves..it helps you surf and us Aussies know a thing or two bout that..so tell the vet you are a surfer chick..and we hope Goose feels much better soon too..hugs Fozziemum xx

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    1. Yup! I know bout surfin too - I used to live in California and I went to Malibu a lot.

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    2. Then you are a surfer chick :) xx

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  9. Looking sweet in your bow tie and there is nothing wrong with a few wrinkles.....they add character :)

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  10. The vet is a terrifying place. I shake like a leaf every time I go. Sometimes I won't even go in on my own power, so Mom has to carry me like a baby. I don't care if it looks foolish, I don't like the place. They are all friendly and stuff, but it is scary there. Hope your blood work comes back fine.

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    1. Yeah, I don't like it too much either. Dey had to carry me back.

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  11. That bow is the cutest thing. Not fur me though.
    Glad yu survived that durn vet visit.
    Jus bark off those dum comments 'bout yur wrinkles. Or better yet, nex' time, bite the stoopid vet.

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  12. WE think you look DARLING in your Bow Tie. Goose is just AMAZING. WE love him and we are sending him all the POTP that we can muster.

    OMD... WHAT is up with these Vampire Dogtors? They say the most INSANE thingys. They are Worse than a satchel of squirrels.

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    1. Goose are one pawsome pal. And yeah, dem vampires are crazy!

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  13. Love your "wrinkles" Whitley. when I was a pup it kinda looked like my furs was braided on my back BOL. Mom never did get a good picture of it Hope the vampire vet has only good news!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  14. They look like little ruffles Whitley! Love your bow! Happy Caturday!
    Marty

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