Monday, May 12, 2014

Limerick Day

So pups, it are Limerick Day and my pal Oz the Terrier are hostin a Limerick Day contest so I thought I would put my poetical skills to use and writes y'all a limerick to read.

Dere was a pup who loved to arooo
She would bark da sky for bein blue
Today she woofed some dirt
Mom's laffs, well dey hurt
So den she turned and barked at her too!

Now, bout dis barkin dirt stuff, I are pretty sure it were a zombie risin right outta da ground to attack da neighborhood, instead of it bein somebody diggin round dere sprinkler system likes momma finks.  I are confident dat it are my barkin dat kept da zombiez in da ground where dey belong!  I were not confusin it for a bunny multiple times, despite da roomers dat my momma has been spreadin.  I were keepin da neighborhood safe from zombiez.


See, dis are da face of a proud member of da #zombiesquad defendin da town.  Not a pup who confuses dirt clods wif bunnies.

I did not no pool ball today on counts of it stormin like crazy.  Da thunder boomers do not bother me none, cept for da lack of pool ball times.  Momma says I may not get no pool ball for a couple days becuz it are gonna be cold and stormy tomorrow too.  Dis stinks!!

44 comments:

  1. NO POOL BALL fur like 87 days????? Disgraceful... the weatherguyz better change their Forecasts.

    Your Limerick is Super... WE tried... TRIED... butt are NOT good at Limericks at all.
    Keep your eyes peeled like a banana... fur those Zombies... THEY are as sneaky as a squad of Squirrels.

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    1. Da worstest are da skwerril zombiez - dey are truly EVIL!

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  2. I loved your limerick.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  3. Yeah, we wuzn't runnin' at dose dirt clods cuz we thoughts they were bunnies... no sirree!! We's just tryin' to protect dem from zombiez comin' outta da ground and all we gets fur our trubbles is ridicule!!

    Luv yer limerick!!

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  4. Nice Zombie limerick.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  5. Love your limerick Whitney! Sorry about no pool play today, but better to stay safe!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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    1. Yeah, I guess so even if it are borin.

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  6. You are a clever girl...what a great limerick

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  7. Pawsome limerick there Whitley. Have a terrific Tuesday and let's hope for some pool time for you.
    Best wishes Moly

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    1. No pool time today since it were cold here - momma even wore long sleeves! OMD, in May! Dis are craziness!

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  8. Hi Whitley!! Yes of course Grandpas pictures will be OK. They sometimes have more time for us than Daddies. We don'[t got either so yes please send them!!

    ♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

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    1. Cool, cuz I gots a Grandpa, but no daddy.

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  9. Wow, Whitley...you have some super limerick writing skills along with your zombie hunting ones! Bravo on a great limerick!
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  10. Whitley what a lovely limerick and yes Zombies need to be kept in line! we don't have Zombies here Down Under but we do apparently have Murdulators which need constant barking at...they are disguised as bunnies kangaroos the gas man tradies visitors magpies...well you get the picture ;) you look too angelic to fight Zombies though hugs Fozziemum xx

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    1. Yeah I looks like a ball of fluff stuff, but I has killed rats and skwerrilz and mousies, so I are pretty sure I could take down a zombie.

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  11. That's a super limerick, I like it! I hope you will get better weather soon, stormy weather stinks, you're right.

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    1. Well, no storms today, but it were pretty cold here. At least for Texas in May.

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  12. Great limerick! You must be doing a good job cuz we didn't hear about zombies on the news!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Yeah, I barked dem back down into da ground.

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  13. ZOMBIES yep must be the neighbors. Sometimes those neighbors come straight up from the dead. You did a terrific limerick Whitley.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Yep, da neighbors are not to be trusted.

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  14. whitely...thatz an awesum limerick ewe compozed......we loves it ....N yes it IZ zombeez tryin ta come up in yur yard..thye iz everee wear late lee.....they bee in R yard two onlee they look like jack azz burdz... ♥

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  15. We love your limerick, Whitley! We hope you get pool time tomorrow!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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    1. I's hopin so too, but it have got to be a lot warmer dan today.

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  16. Funtaztix limerick :) Hop Mommy had a super Mothers day xxoxxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  17. I am so, so sorry there is no pool ball for you. That is just the worst news! I wish we could have a pool ball play date. You are such a talented limerick writer and fun pup!
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Yeah, it are only 70 today here, so we are still not playin pool ball. It are sposed to get back up in da 80s soon though.

      Bet we'd have a lotta fun together!

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  18. Wow. I hab neber twied tu wite a wimerick, Whitwey. I fink hi-kooz r WAY ezier! Sowwy 'bout yur stormy weafer. I hope it warms up soon, eben doe I r nod a fan ob fwimmin', as I r shur yu awweady kno'. BOL :D

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    1. Yeah, I fink hikooz are easier too, dis were my firstest limerick. Finley are real pawsome at dem.

      It are a lil warmer today, but still not warm enuf or swimmin - or so my momma says. But she went to da pool to swim laps or somefin borin like dat, so I fink she are lyin.

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  19. Pawsome limerick! BOL!

    Zombies are all over the continent...I bark the neighbors each and evfurry time they come in their driveway...nevfur know if they are bringing in one of those zombies...

    Its been raining and raining...yesterday and today and tomorrow..and Saturday...well, I overheard growlmy say, at least we do not have to shovel it!

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    1. Good job bein on da zombie lookout! We need da rain here, since we are always in a pawmenent drought.

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