Sunday, June 15, 2014

Black and White Father's Day


Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out dere!  My grandpa had a good day - he got Jimmy Buffett concert tickets.  He are a big fan.


And ya know what he wanted to do today?  He wanted to play pool ball wif me!  I had tons of fun - I was really playin good today.  Dat nasty ol arthur-eye-tis guy were not botherin me at all.  But momma still made me stop after a couple bazillion hours since I were tired.

Den I got an idea - momma has been ooohin and aaahin over all you cutie pie lil scotties in Blogville.  Dere are a ton of y'all!  She also likes dem cairn cuties too, dere are one named Bacon on Facebook who momma thinks are a real cutie pie.  And I's heard some talk about puppies (it are not happenin soon says momma).

And I thought - I's spent almost 12 years as a white pup.  Maybe I need to try a new color.  My momma dyes her hair, so why can't I?  So I decided to live out da rest of my life as a cairn terrier.


Den momma said dat da cairns dat are brown are brown naturally and not wif mud.  And dat she likes my white lil self very much, so I needed to gets a baff.  I were too dirty to get a baff in da tub, so it were outside baff time for me.


I's decided to keep bein a westie.  A westie wif wrinkles who's hair are kinda growin in brown in dem are interestin enuf.



37 comments:

  1. Happy GRAND Dad's DAY to him Whitley.
    We like you the way you are.

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  2. I bet you smelled PAWsome after your bath. Happy Smiles from DAD, what a great present. Golden Woofs

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  3. Roll in an oil slick and become a Scottie!

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    1. BOL! I just needs to find an oil slick.

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  4. We love you in white! And you gave your daddy person a lovely day!

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    1. Yeah, he had a lot of fun playin wif me.

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  5. Grandpa is going to fit in pawfectly at a Jimmy Buffet concert in that shirt! :) Glad you had fun... and that you decided to stay white!

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  6. Happy Father's Day to your dad too. Glad you decided to stay a westie cause I think you are might cute.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. Fanks Sully. I fink you're pretty cute too.

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  7. Happy Dad's Day to your Grandpa! What better way to spend it than payin' pool ball with you. We were kinda wondering...are you sure he's not Jimmy Buffett? He's got the right clothes! And Cairn's are great (Mom had 2 before she got us) but we think you're just perfect the way you are!

    Waggies,
    Braeden and Seth

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    1. Da peeps seem to like me better white. But rollin in dat dirt sure were fun.

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  8. I coulda told ya that would get ya a baff.... ya knows how many baffs they gives me... or maybe that's whut ya wuz after.....

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  9. No not waterboarding? Why do peeps do that? We feel your pain Whitley. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Well, I like da waterboardin, so it were ackshually fun for me. I are just weird dat way.

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  10. That's a fabulous hair color! You could be a Weimaraner-Westie too hahaha. I hope your grandpa has a wonderful evening with Jimmy Buffett :o)

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    1. Da whole family are goin - cept I don't think dey got me a ticket!

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  11. An outside bath looks so much more fun than the bathtub inside the house! Your grandpa is lucky. Our mom loves Jimmy Buffett!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  12. You mean instead of wanting to get "wasted away in Margaritaville" your Dad wanted to play with YOU? BOL BOL!!!! We love Jimmy Buffet too! Great gift! Happy Happy Father's Day to your fun Daddy!!

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  13. Psssst, Whitley. You know, Westies ARE Cairns, technically...Westies were the white Cairns until the white Cairn people wanted them to be called something else...and viola! Westies were created. Now, a Cairn can be ANY color BUT white. So, technically, you do NOT need to change color to be a Cairn because you are one...kinda...and a cute one at that!
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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    1. Fanks Oz! You is a Cairn cutie pie!

      Yup, I knows all bout da westies basically bein Cairns. Lil white Cairns and Scotties existed for a long time. Westies are basically mostly Cairn wif some Scottie thrown in - some peeps thought da white ones were weak and used to kill da white puppies (OMD!!) Den Colonel Malcolm Poltalloch accidentally shot one of his Cairns finkin it were a fox and decided to breed white pups.

      Sometimes when momma tells someone what breed I is, dey ask if it comes in different colors (and dis are after she says West Highland White Terrier, BOL BOL!) And she says dat would be a Cairn.

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  14. Jus' wate a minit heer. Yur Gwampa gedded tikits tu go watch a guy nameded Jimmy eat a buffay???? R dere meatz?? R pupses 'llowed???? Can yu order me a tikit, Whitwey??? OMD. Dis r gonna be da ebent ob da summer!!

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    1. I fink I heard somefin about cheezeburgers and paradise, it sounds good to me.

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  15. Why would you ever need a bath!
    Lily & Edward

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    1. I don't know, I kinda liked da mud look.

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  16. Oh Whitley you is too silly. You just stay a Westie because that was what you were meant to be. Bath outside why that sound like a spa to me. Now you got to teach me how to do the shakey because I just stood there with the mole in my mouth. You know I once caught a squirrel and all I did was bite its tail off and then let it go. Maybe I am a make peace not war kind of guy.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Oh when Buffet comes to Cincy I live just up the hill from Riverbend and I can sit on my porch and hear his concerts.
      SWTS

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    2. Ya just grab it in your mouth and ya just do a couple quick shakes to break da neck.

      Maybe us girls is just tougher or somefin, me and Finley both have multiple kills. I's killed skwerrils, rats, and mousies.

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  17. Wow, from a white pup to a brown one and back again...followed by those purty dresses, too!
    You are a gal of intrigue, BOL!

    Glad you had a great Father's Day!

    I hope that nasty Arthur dude stays far away from you, why he's no furend of you as far as I knew?!

    Sorry we weren't around; our interwebs was kaput...sigh...

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    1. Yup, I thought changin it up would be fun, momma didn't seem to appreciate my methods.

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  18. Glad you had a fun day. Too bad the hair color didn't work out for you.

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