Ya sees how I are lookin all fluffitudiness up dere? Well, dat are cuz my momma got all evil lastest night and groomed me. She were strippin out my furs, it were just torture. I barely survived.
At least today were better. I gotta go swimmin. Well, I went swimmin yesterday too, but I also got groomed den. No groomin today, not YET anyways, I's keepin my eye on her. Anyways, some of ya pups been askin if I swims or if I just stays in my float. Well, when it are over a hundred degrees, it are definitely time for some real swimmin.
See, dis are an underwater shot, momma gots an underwater camera so da puparazzi woman can follows me everywhere. Dere are even a lil movie.