Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails


So I were on Guard Duty when I heard da mailman comin down da street.  I started barkin it up like crazy, I were not sure, it might be a zombie mailman.  Anyways, I barked and I barked and den da mailman had da nerve to ring my doorbell.  What da woof???  So I barked him up real good.  Momma opened da door and dere were a package.

It were addressed to me!  And it said it were from Da County Line.  OMD!  Could it be?  Air ribs!!  And all for me.

When I opened the box, I was startled to find a whole Texas BBQ feast just for me!  



Yup, all of it were for me!  Well, I were gettin ready to start woofin it down when I heard my momma's voice.  It were very faint, somefin bout gettin up for our walk.

What da woof?  When I opened my eyes, da MEATZ™ were gone.  It were all a dream.  Rats!  I wuz very disappointed.


Den later today, Finley's momma pulled out da Nilla wafers.  OMD, I luvs me some nillas and I hasn't gotten any in years!



Well, dat made da day better!


I still woulda liked dat BBQ though.

40 comments:

  1. Oh all that meat looks so good, we are hungry. We never had Nilla Wafers but they look good

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    1. Yeah, dey are good, but not MEATZ™ good.

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  2. Ohhhhh, I think you and I need to get together and have a BBQ!!!!

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  3. Oh Whitley - us Beaglebratz wuz droolin'thinkin'u wuz gonna haf a BBQ feest - BUTT our mom haz sum mini nillaz an'when she saw u gittin'sum nillaz then she went an'got us sum mini nillaz. A good bedtime snack fur us.
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta

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  4. Aren't dreams a tease sometimes??

    Looked yummy though!

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  5. Oh now. .,,,that's a jackpot
    Wags
    Jazzi

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    1. Yeah, if only I got all da MEATZ™. But it were just a dream. :(

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  6. Still,I think your mom should go out and buy a whole Texas BBQ 'specially for you, to reduce the danger of trauma.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  7. You have the bestest dreams, Whitley. I've had Nilla Wafers before and they're yummy!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. Pawsome Whitley. We agree JACKPOT. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Well, it woulda been a jackpot if it weren't just a dream.

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  9. Durn , I knew it wuz jus a dream. Or yu died an gone to heaven.

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  10. Crikey Whitley .... Fancy momma waking you up when she did. Couldn't she have waited a few minutes longer. Did you try and go back to sleep??

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  11. Oh how bad that it was just a dream... a tasty dream, of course, but a real BBQ would be much better. Some people say that dreams can become true... have an eye on the street, maybe the mail-guy will bring you really all that tasty food today.

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    1. Yeah, real MEATZ™ are better dan dream MEATZ™.

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  12. Wow, a WHOLE BBQ! Some zombies bring good things! Thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Yeah, but it were only a dream zombie. :(

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  13. That wasn't a dream-it was a nightmare.

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    1. Yeah, wakin up wif no MEATZ™ wuz a nightmare.

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  14. Are Nilla cookies tasty? I didn't know that. Mommy doesn't have them around, so I've never tried them. Now spinach souffle I can definitely recomend.

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    1. Yeah, nillas are real tasty.

      I wouldn't know bout dat spinach stuff, my momma are of da opinion dat vegetables are for bunnies. BOL!

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  15. Holy BBQ Sauce!!! A dream???! Shoot. Maybe if you flash you purty brown eyes, your Moms will gets you some meats...just remember to flutter your lashes...they likes that!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. I been tryin - at least I got a lil bacon dis mornin.

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  16. I hope you can go back to sleep and dream about it again and then get to EAT IT ALL UP before you wake up. That stuff looks awesome! Oh, cookies are OK too.

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  17. I thinks we needs to get my Momma to barbeque us up some brisket or sumthin'.....

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  18. Whitley, that is a dreamy feast fur sure! Too bad you had to wake up, but a nilla wafer is pretty good too
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  19. Crap!! Our mouths were watering
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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