Friday, July 18, 2014

My Writing Process Blog Tour

Hey y'all!  Today I are doin da My Writin Process Blog Tour.  I were invited to dis blog tour by Earl and his momma are Earl's World.


If ya don't know Earl, he are a real cute 4 year old Border Terrierist from all da way over in da You Kay.  And he are real good at agility, he wins all kindsa big ribbons.  So go check him out, he are a very talented pup.

Now, for dis whole Writin Process Bloggy Tour, I are sposed to answer these three questions.  

1.  What am I working on?

Well, I are workin on preparin for da zombie apocalypse.  Wif lotsa of zombie huntin and barkin.  I are also workin on acquirin more stuffies and dresses, my hundreds of stuffies are not enuf.  

Whut momma?  I are sposed to answer what I are writin??

Ok, I are finkin of writin my memwars.  See, dis seems to be a pretty profitable fing, ya lives a long and interestin life den ya writes your memwars.  I mean, prezidents does it, actors does it, so I figure I are more famous and interestin dan dem so I should do it.

It'll have all kindsa interestin stuff like da time I killed 2 and a half skwerrilz at da UCLA campus, da time somebody tried to steal me, my friendships wif kitties, da time momma smuggled puppy me into Albertson's underneath her letterman's jacket and said da baby was kickin when I were squirmin, da time I got petted by a woman who's now a senator (don't worry, I's had lotsa baffs since and gotten all da politshun germ off), my friends in da NFL, my fame on both coasts, da time I dug a giant whole in Arizona, yeah I fink I got some good stories.

P.S., dis are da giant whole in Arizona.


2.  Why do I write what I do?

Becuz it are important informashuns dat needs to be barked far and wide.  And while I tries to bark it all out, I are not sure dat my pals in far away places like Scotland or Australia can hear my barkins.  I try, but dose places are WAY far away.  So I writes it so all my pals can sees it and reads my wisdom and adventures.  Becuz I know I are dat fascinatin dat to not write would deprive dem all.  And den dey would be sads.  Plus, I gotta warn dem bout zombiez so dat dey will not let dem attack and eat brains.  Nobody wants brain-eatin zombies on da loose.  If a brain-eatin zombie ate my momma's brains, who would play pool ball wif me???  Dese are da questions dat keep me up at night and make me writes.

Plus, my hero, Hank da Cowdog writes.  He has bout 60 somefin of his books bout all kindsa cases he solves as Head of Ranch Security on a ranch in da Panhandle.  And well, I don't live on a ranch, but I are a Head of Security, so I figured I should write too.


Dis are Hank, in case ya never has read his books.  Ya really should by da way.

3.  How does my writing process work?

It are all a stream of conshesness fing.  Like, I finks it, I says it.  Like write now I are finkin bout how much I would like a nice juicy rib eye.


See, how I just wrote bout da rib eye?  Dat are how steam of conshesness works.  Now don't worry if ya don't get it, it are very advanced stuff.  Only da bestest most informed Heads of Security know what I are talkin bout.

I always try to include some pictures of me becuz I know I are adorable and dat y'all wanna see a bajillion pictures of me.  Plus, my momma takes dem, so I try to make her feel useful.  Dese are a couple eggsamples.



So here are some pals I are nominatin to keep dis chain join and join in by postin dere answers to dese three questions next week:

1.  What am I working on?
2.  Why do I write what I do?
3.  How does my writing process work?



Oz are a cute lil Cairn Terrierist mix dude from Florida - ya should go check him out.



Stuart are one handsome Scottie dude from Virginias.  And ya know I likes da cute Scottie dudes.

3.  Carrie, Myfie, Ellie, and Millie at Pawed Blog


Myfie and Ellie are a couple westies (yeah, Westie Power!) and Millie is a cute lil shih tzu.  Carrie is dere peep and dey all live over in da Yoo Kay and dey are a bunch of cuties.

Ok, so I hope dis were super informative for all y'all.  Now y'all know some of my bloggin secrets, but don't go tellin everybody otherwise I might have to bite ya in da butt!

29 comments:

  1. Crikey Whitley ..... where would we be without you and all your important informashuns? Without you we'd hear nothing here in Australia. So much wisdom and all that adventure. We sure wouldn't want to miss that, aye?? BUT .... crikey Whitley..... we could've done without that picture of the rib eye fillet. Mum slipped over in a pool of my drool. She nearly broke her leg!!

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  2. If zombies ate my mom and dad's brains, they'd be smarter.

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    1. Maybe zombies did eat your peeps' brains and dat are da problem.

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  3. Wows, I feel safer already Whitley!!! I knows if da zombies invade we will have lots of warning! Nows, abouts that ribeye....I thinks it's just too big for a small lass as yourself to eats all alone...I'll be right overs...and, I'll bring the margaritas!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Well, if ya are bringin margaritas, I guess I can share a lil.

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  4. You furgot to woof that your job includes teaching bonehead pawrents about techie junk...mine is included in that group!
    At least she retains most of her newly acquired and learned infos...
    Sheesh while she doesn't do FB, she even helped my auntie post a pic on FB! All because she learned these things from you, Whitley, and your furmily.
    So you know not only are you evfur so purdy, your smarts are invaluable.
    Thanks and Woofs!

    Pee Ess:
    This was a fun blog!

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    1. Awww, fanks for da nice compliments Freckles.

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  5. Great! I'm glad you will be well prepared for an eventual zombie apocalypse... is it useful to wear a tin foil hat? ... just in case... Is Hank a birddog?

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    1. Dat hat might help confusin da zombiez.

      Hank are a cowdog, not a birddog.

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  6. You were the baby that was supposed to be kickin', Whitley! haha We love your important stories and we want to hear more!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  7. I agree with Charlie Whitley us Aussie love to see what you read cos hey we are down under..hope that's not where the zombies are...and I am curious about the maths behind 2 and a half squirrels bwahaaah :) hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

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    1. I fink zombiez is everywhere - at least dey are everywhere I haz been.

      2 1/2 skwerrilz means 2 skwerrilz and one tail. I figure da tail counts as haf.

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  8. Our mom says her students Loved Hank the CowDog Stories.
    Blogville is SAFE From Zombies Now that YOU have moved to town... We ALL thank you fur the Fabulous job you do.
    We know about that Stream of conshusness stuffs... that is how WE write our stuffs, Too... OMD YES you do need to write your memwires. THAT would be a BEST seller fur SURE.

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    1. Yeah, I are finkin it would be top of da bestseller list for sures.

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  9. Wow, you've done some cool things! Thank you for telling us about them. I hope we don't get any of those zombies. We have enough work chasing squirrels! (How did you catch 2 and a half squirrels?) My ghostwriter, besides working for me, writes other things, like scary murder mysteries. Joey dog and I try to keep her busy with The Daily Bone so she won't think about such disturbing stuff. Oh I know: we'll tell her that since Joey dog is getting older (he's 12 now) that he should really have her write his memoirs. That should keep her busy! Thanks for the great ideas!

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    1. Yeah, writing memwars are a great idea, Joey should get your momma to help.

      Da haf a skwerril were a tail.

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  10. Bol! Good info here.
    Uh, I think yu are Much Smarter than Hank the Cowdog. But we sure like him an all his books.

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    1. Well, I may be smarter, but dat are just da terrierist thing.

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  11. Yup, you sure have an interesting life. If you write a book about everything we would be sure to buy it and ask for your pawagraph too.

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  12. Great post Whitley. Can't wait for those memoirs.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  13. That was very interesting. You have lots of stories!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess - Don't forget that THIS Friday is the first ever Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails!

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  14. Oh Whitley! What fun!! We would love to join in, not entirely sure our answers will be as entertaining as yours though! And we all think the memoirs are a great idea, we cannot WAIT to see them... you have so many adventures.
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x
    P.S. We absolutely can hear your zombie sirens over here in the yoo kay! x

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    1. Glad ya can here em, wouldn't want y'all to deal wif a zombie invashun by yourselves.

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