My name are Whitley and I are 11 and 10 months old (dat are right, I are almost 12, so start buying me birthday presents now). I lives wif three kitties and my BFF Finley. I lives in Plano, Texas right now and I luvs it. I can even smell da smell of it from hours away and get all excited to be headin there. Momma cannot figure out why. It are dat speshul combination of swimmin pools, Republicans, bibles, heroin, tacos, barbecue, curry, soy sauce, money, shoppin malls, and freshly manicured lawns. Dere are no place like home, it are my own slice of suburban paradise. Besides, my momma says somebody needs to love Plano, BOL BOL!