Sunday, August 31, 2014

Ya Wanna Get Me a WHAT for my birthday?


Hey pups.  Today wuz ok, I guess.  It started with a Forced Bataan Death March Zombie Patrol™ where at least I gotta bark some zombies.  Ya knows what kinda zombies I really don't understand?  Runnin zombies.  Dey just run and run and dey ain't even chasin a skwerril.  I don't know what are wrong wif em.  Maybe dey ate dere own brains or somefin.  Anyways, I always bark dem real good.  Sometimes I even likes to sit to bark em, but momma always drags me along.  And makes all kindsa rude comments bout me gettin a cattle prod for my birthday, which are comin up real soon.  I been tellin her I need a princess stroller, but I don't think she are gonna go for dat one, she says I need to keep walkin so I my arthur-eye-tis don't get even worser.  Oh well.


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  1. Celebrating birthday is FUN and exciting. For sure you mom has a special surprise. Happy Sunday. Golden Woofs

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    1. I just are hopin it are not a cattle prod.

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    2. A princess stroller sounded pawsome. Oh well. Bet youll get pawsome gifts instead.

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    3. Yeah, I are hopin for some good stuff.

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  2. we don't understand those runner zombies either - they always seem to be in such a hurry to get no where

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  3. Oh Whitley, that cattle prod thingie doesn't sound fun at all!!! No siree Bob! I say hold out for the stroller...that sounds like more of a good gift to me!!
    Good work on those runner zombies! You knows which ones really are the worse though? Rollerblade zombies!!!! Oh, I HATES them!! I barks and barks at them! You would be proud
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Wheeled zombies are da worst. Rollerblade zombies, skateboard zombies, bicycle zombies, I hate dem all so much.

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  4. I hate runners too, and peeps on bicycles. I always bark those way far away!

    I hope you get a stroller!
    Then you can ride or walk whatevfur you want, afterall don't princess pups need to have a carriage to show themselves off in??

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    1. Yeah, I hates da wheeled zombies da most.

      I tried to tell my momma da princesses have carriages. She are not listenin and said somefin bout how she didn't have a car until she wuz 16. What da woof? I are WAY older dan dat in dog years.

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  5. Tell her what your really want for your birthday is another year of life. Next year ask for the same. Repeat annually.

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    1. Well, dat sounds like a plan, but I are not too sure she knows where to buy dat.

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  6. Zoomies are fun.hope you get something good

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  7. Walking is important to keep Arthur quiet. Still, you'd look great in a princess stroller.

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  8. We think your Mama is probably just teasing about the cattle prod....but maybe you better chase a few zombies just to show her you can move when you want to!
    Smileys!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. Well, I get real motivated when I sees another dog. So she knows I CAN move, I just don't wanna.

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  9. Yes Whitley, I can just see you in a princess stroller - perhaps you need the cattle prod to push momma towards the stroller shop.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS for some reason Gail agrees with your momma, that it is good for you to keep up the walks, as much as possible.

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  10. Cattle prod???? OMD that is peeps for you. I know a human over here who could do with one. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Yeah da momma thinks she are a comedian.

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  11. We think a princess stroller is a wonderful idea, Whitley, seeing as you are a princess!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  12. A cattle prod..yikes Whitley...I think a princess stroller is a much better pressie :) hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

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  13. You have just the most adorable face! My birthday is coming up shortly too. Hope we both have great ones!

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    1. Fanks! Hope we both get lotsa good stuff. When are yours?

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  14. Yeah, yu could trick the princess stroller out all fancy with bling an stuff, the cattle prod, not so much.

    I vote princess stroller fur yu.

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    1. I agwee wif Zoe, Whitwey! Yu an' yur Momma r so toadawwy intu fashun an' bein' beeyooful an' junk...ooops, I meened 'stuff'...dat yu cood be showed-off tu da werld in a way kewl stwoller-fing, wif an indoor poddy pwace an' eberyfing!! Jus' fink 'bout it - when it r wainin', yu will nod ged wet!!! 'cept yur Momma will! BOL :D

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    2. If it would keep me from gettin wet, we may need to get Finley one too - she hates gettin wet so much.

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  15. No Way will she REALLY get a Cattle Prod. BUTT a Princess Stroller would be GOOD... you could walk ONE WAY and RIDE in it the OTHER...
    We hope you get somethingy WONDERFUL.

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  16. A cattle prod for a girlie girl no way. You need to enlighten your Mom, get her, attention, sit her down and tell her to play nice. Remind her you are her Sunshine
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Yeah, she just thinks she are funny. Dere are a reason no one laffs at her jokes.

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  17. my mom is such a zombie sometimes too and the worst is that I have to be her partner "in zombieness"...scary, huh? A princess stroller is a super birthday gift for a girl, hope you will get it. My barkday is soon too, hope I'm not the one who gets a cattle prod lol

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  18. Awww sweetie, you could get a stroller for AFTER your walkie, no cattle prod for you! xoxo

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  19. Yes they say that staying active is helpful for the bones. But a princess needs a stroller!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  20. Awww NO cattle prod... A princess stroller would suit you down to the ground BUT mummy is right! You ahve to stay on tip top form to catch them pesky running zombies!
    Hugs, Carrie and pups x

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    1. Yeah, it might be hard to chase skwerrils and zombies from a stroller. Hmmmmmm.

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  21. Oh, I know ALL about those running zombies! My momma has to run FROM them. She has an app on her phone that tells her when they're close and she has to run faster. Otherwise, she says she loves being out running because it clears her mind. I agree, but for some reason she won't take me running with her. Maybe we can't both have clear minds at the same time, because then how would we get home?

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    1. My momma's mind are clear enuf already, BOL BOL! She likes da swimmin and doin Jillian Michaels videos. I like nappin durin em.

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