Monday, September 8, 2014
Zombies on Da Roof
Hey pups. See how fluffy I looks? Dat are cuz my momma attacked me wif da strippin comb last night - don't worry, I are back to lookin a lil more scruffy now after playin in da pool. But when I wuz in da pool, I had a Zombie Encounter. Dere were zombies on my roof!!!
Momma says dey wuz Allstate Zombies, I guess dey is all over da country, not just in Texas. I just wanted to know what dey were doin on my roof. Dey wuz up dere lookin and lookin and I think dey looked at me and my momma in her bikini too. So I barked dem a whole lot. I were real mad, dis are MY roof, and if anyone are gonna be up dere, it are gonna be me, not Allstate Zombies.
Anyways, momma said da Allstate Zombies decided to give us da money for a new roof, dey wuz gonna deny us but den Finley's momma told em she didn't buy dat somehow our roof wuz da onliest one in da nayborhood not damaged by a hail storm a couple years ago. Or dat our roof magically healed itself somehow. I dunno bout all dat. I think it wuz all cuz of my barkin. I musta scared em good. So good dat I made dem leave and cough up some moneys.
And I just found out we are gonna have even more zombies on da roof tomorrow, cuz dat are when da roofers are comin. And we's gettin some other home repairs done too. So I are gonna be real busy wif barkin.