Monday, September 8, 2014

Zombies on Da Roof


Hey pups.  See how fluffy I looks?  Dat are cuz my momma attacked me wif da strippin comb last night - don't worry, I are back to lookin a lil more scruffy now after playin in da pool.  But when I wuz in da pool, I had a Zombie Encounter.  Dere were zombies on my roof!!!

Momma says dey wuz Allstate Zombies, I guess dey is all over da country, not just in Texas.  I just wanted to know what dey were doin on my roof.  Dey wuz up dere lookin and lookin and I think dey looked at me and my momma in her bikini too.  So I barked dem a whole lot.  I were real mad, dis are MY roof, and if anyone are gonna be up dere, it are gonna be me, not Allstate Zombies.

Anyways, momma said da Allstate Zombies decided to give us da money for a new roof, dey wuz gonna deny us but den Finley's momma told em she didn't buy dat somehow our roof wuz da onliest one in da nayborhood not damaged by a hail storm a couple years ago.  Or dat our roof magically healed itself somehow.  I dunno bout all dat.  I think it wuz all cuz of my barkin.  I musta scared em good.  So good dat I made dem leave and cough up some moneys.

And I just found out we are gonna have even more zombies on da roof tomorrow, cuz dat are when da roofers are comin.  And we's gettin some other home repairs done too.  So I are gonna be real busy wif barkin.

FOUR DAYS!

44 comments:

  1. We definitely think it was your barkin' Whitley...those Roof Allstate Zombies always respond to barkin'!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. Oh Whitley, that is some good zombie stalkin' you've been doin'!!! Paws up for gettin' those Allstate Zombies to cough up the green papers to fix the roof!! I'm sure they were shakin' in their hard hats!
    You keep up the good work, and don't let any zombies ooogle your Moms in her bikini!!! (wells, unless they looks like Brad Pitt or something...bol)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  3. Good thing there are law peeps that know how zombies can try to change the details...

    We had those kind of zombies here once...in the backyard...*my* backyard, mind you, and they were trying to tell us that our trees were not damaged by the fire next door...which burned down several sections of our fence it was that hot...and the fire crew had to stomp through there too to put out the burning trees....HUH? No fire damage?? Later other zombies cut down 12 trees and we got $$ to plant new ones.

    I hope your roof looks really good when the zombies leave.

    Woofs!

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    1. Yeah, dem zombies can be real weasely.

      Da other zombies are gonna be hear for a while I think - we gotta get da roof done and some other stuff too. So I'll be barkin real good for a while.

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  4. Woah -good thing you are there to protect your mom from the Allstate Zombies! We are glad to hear you are getting a new roof...that is important! Thanks for sending your address. I know my secretary didn't get a chance to get to the mail today because her principal resigned on the 3rd day of school! She said she'll mail it tomorrow, but it will be late. =(
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Don't worry bout it Daisy, it are so nice dat ya are sendin me somefin. And da third day of school?? Wow, dat are kinda crazy!

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  5. Whitley, try to rest your voice cause you will have lots to bark about. We had those Zombies on our roof last year and I almost lost my voice protecting my family. Do what you can.

    Love Sasha

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    1. Luckily, I's been trainin my voice for years for dis.

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  6. Hold up on the roofers if our weather takes a day to get to you.

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    1. Da roofers are sposed to be here tomorrow and Wednesday, da rains ain't sposed to come until Thursday, so we're hopin dey'll get done by den.

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  7. Oh no, the stripping comb. Please don't remind Gail about that….

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    1. Sorry. I hate dat thing. I keep tryin to hide it, but my momma always finds it.

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  8. Stipping comb, oh, that sounds scary but you do look very handsome
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Yeah, it are no fun - momma pulls da hair outta my cute LWD body wif it.

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  9. Oh no not the abomination the fur stripper. Sounds like you are in for a good old barkfest there Whitley. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. I thinks your barkin' helped, but I think it were my Momma tellin' them dat maybe she should start chargin' peeps to lay hands on her incredible healin' roof dat got dem to thinkin' dat kinda snarkiness weren't too good spread all ovfur da internets... bol!bol!

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    1. Yeah, well, we's a team I guess. BOL BOL!

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  11. Bwahaaah Whitley how wonderful you barked them orders out! we don't have the same allstate zombies here but they are all the same worldwide...and sometimes you have to get your bark on to get anything done...enjoy barkin em down :) hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

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    1. Yep, sometimes ya just gotta be a loudmouth bitch. ;)

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  12. oh no - it is going to be a zombie invasion and they will be all dressed up like workmen !

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  13. Pace yurself Grrl.

    Sounds like it's gonna get wild at yur place!

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    1. Yeah, I been barkin like nobody's bizness.

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  14. Well Mommy being in her bikini probably helped them guys make the right decision. Just saying.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  15. A few years ago Dad decided he was going to replace the roof by himself. That was a huge job. But the whole family helped and now we have the best roof in the neighborhood! We saved thousands of dollars that way, but it was lots of real hard work. Then came the Great Door Debacle! Dad replaced every door in the house. Even though he got them custom made, they still didn't all fit right. There was a lot of banging and power sawing, not to mention shouting and cuss words. Now whenever we see Dad coming with a hammer in his hand, we run and hide!!! haha! Anyway, good barking Whitley, and sorry about the evil brush thing. We're going to see Miss Jacquie tomorrow for grooming., Yikes!

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    1. My grandpa dose da cussin and shoutin, but usually he are messin wif his speaker stuff or his computer. He are not too handy at da home repair kinda thing.

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    2. Sounds wike my Dadda, Whitwey! Da ONE time him twied tu fix a pwumbin' tisshoe? Him habbed tu call a pwumber an' ged him tu come WEAL FAST!! BOL :D on a weekend!! BOLBOLBOL :D

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    3. BOL, round here Finley's momma are da handyman - and she always knows when to let da profeshinuls take over. Finley's daddy don't mess wif none of it.

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  16. of course it was your barking, that's the thingy what can safe roof tops and the whole world!

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  17. You look very handsome "stripped"! Or un-stripped for that matter. You are just plain CUTE!

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  18. whitley; ewe iz gonna knead a few beerz.....uh, we meen ewe iz gonna knead sum logenzes fora sore throat with all that barkin yur gonna bee doin...BUT while de zombeez iz ther may bee they will build a hide out tunnel from de roof two de pool...with a slide...sew ewe can get frum de houz ta de pool any kinda time ewe want...sa wheet huh !!~ ♥

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  19. I get my furs stripped too. Mom gets so mad because she works and works and likes my look, then I shake and back to scruffy :)

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  20. Gud werk barkin', Whitwey! Stoopid Allstate zombies, twyin' tu ged away wif stuffs. Grrrr...I bet dem habbed no idea dem wuz dealin' wif a howse filled wif wawyers! BOL :D

    We gedded a nu woof wast yeer. I went NUTZO wif da barkin' an' junk!

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  21. Good job on getting those roof zoombies to cough up the money for a new roof. Now be sure to keep an eye on them while they're working up there, ok?
    Wally & Sammy

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