Hey y'all. Today wuz a pretty borin day, I went on my Zombie Patrol wif Finley dis mornin and I barked all da zombies I saw. Da peeps abandoned me to go to a moovee dis afternoon, so I had to protect da home from a Zombie Invashun while dey wuz gone. And did I get any help from Finley? Nope, she wuz asleep in my big bed when da peeps came home! Dey are lucky dey got me around.