Hey everybody, it are my Gotcha Day. Twelve years ago, my grandma went and got me for my momma. I wuz my momma's 16th birthday present, and she got me a couple weeks early. She'd wanted a car for her birthday and a westie puppy for Christmas, but she hadn't gotten her learner's permit so dat she had it for 6 months before her birthday. So since she wasn't gonna be able to have a license until Christmas, she decided she wanted a puppy for her birthday and a car for Christmas. I guess I's lucky my peeps got all confuserated on da law, BOL BOL!
Anyways, I came down from Oklahoma wif my sisters and I met my grandma. She liked me right away, I wuz da friendliest pup and I already had my lil ears up. Even if dey wuz big ol bunny ears. So she picked me out.
My momma got outta school early so she could meet me right away. She went to da nurse and said she'd thrown up so she could leave. BOL! And she luved me right away and I luved her right back. We spent da day together, she even took me back to school when it wuz over so I could meet her pals. And I gotta meet Jezebel the cat, and our bassets, Sam, Hank, and Delilah. They wuz so much fun to play wif, specially cuz I wuz way smaller and could dart all round em and confuse em. Specially Hank, he got confuserated a lot. I miss ya basset buddies.
I's been all over da country wif my momma. We lived in Lost Angulus when she wuz in college and den we lived in Bawston (well, Cambridge which are right next to it) while she went to law school. And I gotta pee in Hahvahd Yahd a lot. We also lived in Austin for a year, and now we's back in Plano. And I got to meet my BFF Finley eight years ago, well she weren't a BFF at first. BOL BOL! And I's had lotsa kitty pals besides Jezebel too, Maurice, Charlie, Travis, and Crockett. Charlie, Jezebel, and Maurice, I still miss y'all.
And I's had all kindsa adventures, killin rodents, swimmin, goin to beaches, travellin on planes, bein Head of Security, bein on da Zombie Squad, eggsplorin da Grand Canyon, meetin some famous or sorta-famous peeps, includin actors, football players, a Supreme Court justice, and a senator. And den dere were some not so good adventures, like gettin attacked by a big mean dog and havin dat woman try to steal me. But everything turned out ok.
I guess I are pretty glad dey gotted me 12 years ago.
I wuz just barkin and momma said it has been 12 years of dat. BOL, ain't she lucky?? My first Thanksgiving, I got locked up in my crate for being too barky. Da peeps don't even bother anymore.
Look, I still got my bunny ears.