My toofers is all white and clean now! Dey did not have to pull any which are real good - I need dem for killin rats and skwerrils and other nasty varmints dat try to invade my terriertory.
Me and Finley had to get to da vet real early yesterday. I was real excited to go see da vet dude, but I were not happy when dey wanted to take me to da back room. Dey put me in a crate and dey did Finley's toofers first. And dey were also stealin her skins!!! I are not really sure what dey was doing, momma said something about a punch biopsee on counts of her itchiness, but I were scared. You are not stealin my skins vetman! You gots your own!! I are da Head of Security, not swissy cheeses. Den dey took me out of da crates and I got real sleepy like. I don't member what happened, but I wokes up with clean toofers and no holes - guess da vetman stole enough skins from Finley.
Dat are when I started in on da barkin. And boy did I bark. We were sposed to get to go home around 1, but dey were ready to get rid of me at 11 because I barked and barked and barked some more. When dey called Finley's momma on da phone, she could here me barkin in da background.
So, lesson are, if you's stuck at da skin-stealing, toofer-cleaning vets, BARK your bestest and you'll get to go home sooner.