Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Backyard Patrol

As y'all know, I's now a Junior Officer in da Blogville Police, as well as bein a member of Zombie Squad and da longstandin Head Chief of Homeland Security.  So in addishun to da nayborhood patrol (which I are back to doin full force), I went on a patrol of da backyard today.


I are checkin for zombies and other criminal elements, like dem nasty skwerrils and rats.


Are dat a skwerril I hears??  Too bad it are next door, otherwise I'd show it who are boss.


I luvs doin my patrols.


And havin nice weather to do em in in January makes me a happy pup.


All dis patrol work are exhausterating though, so it are nice to lie down and relax.


I's also a bilingual officer, no chupacapras are gonna be sneakin into my backyard and botherin me and my momma!


And while you pupses in da northeast wuz havin your blizzard, dis are what we is doin in Texas.  Yeah, me and momma don't miss Bawston at all right now!

EDITED TO ADD:

Dis are what are happenin in Bawston right now.  A real life yeti prowlin da streets of Somerville, which are right near my old stompin grounds.  Dis are what happens when ya get feets of snow and pups can't patrol for zombies.  And yetis.  Scary stuff, ya yankee pupses better be on da lookout.

49 comments:

  1. that was some excellent patrolling you did - and so cool you got some awesome weather too

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  2. WE are SURE you like your place NOW better than BAWSTON... That place is in a WHITE OUT... Zombies could be EVERYWHERE and you wouldn't even be able to see them...
    We love your Security Shirt... that is PAWFECT fur your Pawsitions of major impawtance...
    DARN are WE ever Green with Jellyness... We want to live where it is WARM and SNOW FREAK FREE... You lucky Dawg you...

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    1. Yeah, no snow freaks are out and about when it are in da mid-70s.

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  3. VERY nice patrol work, Whitley! We are also very jealous of your beautiful weather...

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    1. Fanks, good weather helps patrollin a lot.

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  4. Whitley, Whitley, Whitley. You're flattering yourself by being a Junior Officer. You're a Senior and that's that. Putting up pictures of pretty girls isn't going to change that.

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    1. Hey, if my momma can still shop in da juniors section, I can still be a junior officer, right?

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    2. I's a pup, I don't gotta fly. Well, not since 2011.

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  5. Thats what we are doing here also...it got to 78 today and all sun, no wind....bestest no Squirrels!

    The Mad Scots

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    1. Yeah, it's sposed to get to 79 tomorrow for us.

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  6. Your so busy watching those skwerrils!
    love
    tweedles

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  7. Thank goodness your Mama has you keeping the backyard safe for tanning!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  8. OMD, you and your Momma are having one helluva time!!!! I was on tree rat patrol all day today too! Those little buggers are testin' my nerves!! And, all while I'm hopped up on the roids!!!! They don't knows who they're messin' with!!!!
    You keep up your patrols down there, and I'll keep them in line up here...togethers, we should have them runnin' for the border!! (Canada that is...BOL! They need squirrelcicles up there, right? ☺)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: your Moms is lookin' haut!!! you better keep an eye on her, and make sure no peeps get fresh!

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    1. Yeah, dem skwerrils are nutso to be messin wif ya when ya's on roids. I been lookin out for em, but dey mostly are stayin away from me. Da bunnies are another subject, I chase em, but I don't hate em like I does skwerrils.

      And I keeps a pretty good eye on her, all guys gotta get my stamp of approval first. Course I's kinda a puppy slut and luvs all men, so maybe I are not da bestest judge.

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  9. Ya knows dey gots Yetis roamin' da streets of Bawston right now, in all dat snow.... much better to be here!

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    1. Yeah, and in Somerville right by where I used to live too!

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  10. We can see that you have the place totally under control. Well done!

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  11. Whitley glad you are taking your Homeland Security so seriously as you never know we say what varmints will try and intrude. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  12. no zombie has a chance when you are on patrol! and they have a Yeti in Bawston? hope there is a pup on patrol too... I have to assist my green-with-envy-momma now... she nearly swooned as she saw what good weather you have...
    Easy Rider

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    1. Yeah, I guess all da Bawston pupses musta been inside hidin from da storm. I woulda been.

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  13. Wow, yous a great Junior Police Officer!
    What amazing weather you've got, woohoo. Hope that helps Arthurs-Eye-Tus
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  14. Look at your mama sunbathing in January! She sure wouldn't be doing that at our house! We hope you're getting extra pay for doing such a great job, Whitley!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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    1. Well, I did get some extra cookies, so I guess dat counts.

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  15. Crikey Whitley ..... Your winters look about as tough as our, aye?? Good job keeping those zombies and junk under control so your Momma can relax in the sun, aye??
    Whooooooeeeeeeeee .... that Yeti bloke sure looks scary. He wouldn't stand a chance against you though, aye?? He's lucky you moved to Texas!!!

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    1. Yeah, he are lucky I are not around no more.

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  16. We were lucky to only get a bit of that big blizzard. But, that's January in this part of the country! Have fun in the sun, and keep up your good patrol work!

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    1. Yeah I knows all bout it. I are just glad I's not in it no more.

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  17. You look happy Whitley!!! Hope that nasty hot spot is getting better!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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    1. It are less red and inflamed, but it are still crustin and oozin. I just can't seem to kick it.

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  18. You're verys efficient prowlings fur undesirables like zombies. And I'm sure you make a verys good policedog!
    Enid xx

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  19. OMD! A yeti!! It's a good thing we're around to patrol and keep those nasty things out of OUR neighborhood. Momma and I are enjoying this nice Texas weather too. But it's supposed to get cold and yucky this weekend -- just in time for Momma to run a race. BOL!

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    1. Yeah, I heard bout dat too. Hopefully it won't be too bad for your momma's race.

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  20. Ack a real life Yeti? I wanna chase it!

    Your momma is very pretty!

    Hope you are feeling better and that nasty hot spot has gone away.

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  21. Thanks for keepin' us safe, Whitley ! Keep up the good work.

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  22. While we do not live anywhere near that storm we would not be doing anything like you Momma here either...imagine that! We would have to go to a tanning center, BOL!


    Keep up the good patrol duty!

    That Yeti, OMD!!!!

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    1. Well, today wuz da last day of da tannin for a while - it's sposed to be 64 as a high tomorrow, den in da 50s and rainy for da weekend. So she takes da opportunity whenever it comes up.

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  23. Wow! I don't want to go to the snowy places if there are Yetis. They are bigger than zombie squirrels!

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