Hi y'all! Da newly inaugurated mayors, Murphy and Stanley, gave me a pawsition in dere administayshun. Me and my BFF Finley are da Blogville Fashun Directors! We are here to help ya out wif fashun related isshoos and show off our stylin clothes.
I wuz finkin, dis kinda makes me da Anna Winter of Blogville. Only I like summer a lot better dan winter since I gets to play pool ball then. So maybe I'll be Anna Summer. Anyways, I started preparin for dis job by watchin Da Devil Wears Prada lastest night. My momma said if I wuz talkin bout myself, it'd be called Da Devil Chews Prada. And dat are why da speshul Prada shoes are inside a bag, inside a box, on a shelf in da closet dat are always closed.
Seriously momma, I mean, I chewed up one pair of pink leather sandals (and bout 87 flip flops) as a PUPPY and I are still hearin bout it 12 years later. So what if dey wuz your favorites, I hasn't chewed shoes in years. Get a grip, woman.
See, I are not even interested in chewin.
Anyways, me and BFF Finley will be modelin and discussin both off-da-rack and co-chure fashuns, dat are, if we can get our lazy mommas back to sewin us clothes. I mean, my momma figured out how to make a dog dress and how many has she made me? One, and dat wuz in September. She needs to get to work, I wuz gettin inspired by watchin dat movie lastest night and think I are gonna have to start bein a lil tougher on her. One of her New Year's Resolishuns (besides da borin ones bout billions of hours of exorcisin) wuz to make me one dog dress a month. Which are a good start. I mean, part of my job are to be lookin good and modelin clothes, right?? I are sposed to be da Heidi Klum of Blogville. Which means I need new clothes all da time. So what if I has more clothes dan most kidses?? Dey are just gonna outgrow em, I are done growin so I needs as much as you have momma!
So me and Finley will both be doin fashun related posts. If ya has any fashun questuns, feel free to ask us and we'll try to help ya out. Oh, and just so ya knows, I are also a junior officer in da Blogville Police Department and Officer Ruby's trainee. I are sure we are gonna have all kindsa