Hey y'all. It are gettin nasty cold out dere - we's been havin tons of rain all day and now da ice are comin.
Dis are what I are doing - testin out da new big bed dat Finley's momma made us.
See momma, dis are da kinda thing you should be doin wif your time. Not readin borin books and makin cards and - what??? Dose are my Christmassy cards you's gettin a jump start on? Ok, well, I guess ya can do dat. But ya know what are a total waste of time? Dat hour your spent groomin me yesterday.
Whatdya mean if I wants stuff made for me I shouldn't bite ya when ya's strippin me? You deserved dat one. I mean, it are gonna ice tonight and you's strippin me?? What wuz you thinking??? I think I's just gonna go back to sleep now.