Tuesday, February 2, 2016
All I gotta say is "What da woof?" We is now takin weather predickshuns from a giant rodent from Pennsylvania?? I mean, I know dat da weather guys is usooally wrong lately and dat dey luvs nuffin more dan interruptin a good TV show, but rodents? We's takin predickshuns from rodents? Don't ya know dat rodents are for deadin, not for weather forecastin??
Ok, well, since dis Phil predicted dat spring are comin soon, I guess I can let him live and not dead him. It has nuffin to do wif da fact dat at 20 pounds, dat fat rat outweighs me. Nope, nuffin to do wif dat at all. I's just bein gin-or-us and lettin him live since he predicted spring wuz on its way. Yeah, dat's da ticket!