Sunday, February 7, 2016
Hey y'all, I's famous! And not just Blogville-famous, I are real-life famous. Today when I wuz out on my walkie, I ackshually stopped traffic. Cuz da pawparazzi stopped dere truck and asked if dey could take me and momma's pickshure! Just like I wuz Lady Gaga or Britney Spears or Beyoncé or Katy Perry or somefin!
Ok, well, maybe da pawparazzi just said dey wuz from Oklahoma and had never seen a dog in a stroller before. Dey also wuz lookin for a La Quinta hotel (dey said La Kwin-ta) on La Quinta Drive in da middle of our nayborhood. Yeah, like dere are gonna be a La Quinta in da middle of a suburban nayborhood. Don't ask me, sometimes da pawparazzi don't make a lotta cents. But I luvs my adorin public, whether or not dey got any clue where dey are. By da way, da mommas wuz nice and told em how to get to da hotel. Yeah, my momma can okayshunally be nice. Shockin, I knows.
Ok, it are back to da Snooper Bowl and hopin for some noms (I did score lil bit!)