Monday, February 1, 2016

Whitley for President


Hey y'all!  Well, da big news of da day, at least if ya lives in America, it are all dis pawlitical stuff goin on.    Here are my opinion bout most of it.


Anyways, dis has got me thinkin - I should run for President.  Ya knows us terrierists would be tuff on nashinul defense - just ask dem skwerrils and rats I's deaded.  And  I gots all da bestest kwalitees of da pawlitishuns.  I's got da crazy white hair like Bernie.  I's a girl like Hillary.  I went to Hahvahd Law Schools like Teddy Cruz.  I's a brown-eyed cutie even though I gots big ears - just like Marco.  I's a loudmouth who tells it like it are like Chris Christie.  And I's rich like Trump (I mean, has ya seen all dem toys and dresses??) and I knows how to use da twitter.  So, da Portuguese water dogs have had their turn, it are time to #MakeAmericaTerrierificAgain.    White dog, white house, sounds good to me.  Speshully da pawsonal chef part.

Ok so enuf of da pawliticks, it are offishully da month of LUV (smoochies to dat cutie pie Bilbo) and I are wearin my new Valentine's t-shirt today, long wif my bandanarama.


Ya know what I would LUV right now??  A nilla cookie!  And some icy cream!

52 comments:

  1. You got my vote Whitley (well you would only Royalty aren't allowed to vote *sigh*)....cookies and icey cream fur every pup!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Yeah, ice cream for all! But speshully me. ;)

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  2. You've got our votes, too Whitley! I think you'd make an excellent president!

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  3. You've definitely got our votes, Whitley!

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  4. all perfectly good reasons to be president - you have our vote

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  5. You would be a Terrierific President, Whitley! I would vote for you. Love your Valentine's dress!!!

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  6. I would totally vote for you. Can we make this happen now...

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    1. Yeah, I think I need to after seein what are out there.

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  7. We are pretty sure we're going to vote for you
    Lily & Edward

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  8. I think you look real beautimous in your new dress Whitley AND I think you would make a great President too!!
    Smiley Smoochies!
    Bilbo

    PeeEss...Mama says thank you to your Mama on the encouraging words on her post this morning!

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    1. Fanks Bilbo! And tell your momma she's welcome.

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  9. You'll never get elected. You haven't promised anything to everybody while knowing that it will never happen. That's OK because you wouldn't like DC-they don't speak English there so you'd have to learn bureaucratise and FedSpeak. Be content with being a pro pool ball player.

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    1. Yeah, I's seen da White House pool and I think mine are nicer. So maybe I'll just stick to dat.

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  10. You definitely have my vote! Oh wait! I don't think I can vote because I don't live in your country!

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    1. It's not a problem in Boston or Chicago where they also count the "graveyard vote".

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  11. Well you have our votes for sure.
    stella rose

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  12. South Park really summed it up. I think you wouldn't like being President, too many folks barking at ya, and no one really likes ya. It's safer and better here in Blogville.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. Yeah, I guess nobody wants to stop and pet da president's belleh.

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  13. I know there's an age requirement to run for president. Do they count in dog years? If so, you've got my vote!

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  14. Hey Whitley, I'll vote you!
    I do get to vote for President of the USA, don't I?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Why not? If Donald Trump gets to run, anything are possible . . .

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    1. Hmmm, maybe dere could be a Tuxie as Secramatary of Meows!

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    2. I like that! I really didn't want to compete with you for President! I will now cast my vote for the Whitley Westie Wonder Woofie for President.
      Quinnie

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  16. I ran for president once under the Squeaky Party, where we believe everyone should have a squeaky toy and that squeaky toys will bring about world peace. I didn't win. But good luck if you run. I'll vote for you!

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    1. Well, if ya can't win wif dat, I don't know if I've got a shot.

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  17. whitley.....what noez baconz.... ore iz that just travis, crockett & angelique !! ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, we only got bacon on Saturday - we's bein deprived!

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  18. OMD you have a BETTER Wardrobe than BILLery and Sara FAILIN put together... butt we think that you should NOT Run fur President... THAT is some NASTY Bidness... and you are JUST TOO NICE fur it. Even though you DO have all the other stuffs you mentioned...

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  19. We love your tee shirt but we think you need to start campaigning right away!!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Yeah, speshully after seein what are runnin, BOL!

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  20. I'm sure you'd be much better than any of the other candidates! good luck with nilla cookie and ice cream! *ear licks* Noodle

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    1. I did get a cookie today, so half ain't bad. :)

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    1. Of course! Who else would I trust but my BFF!

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  22. Love that idea!! You have so many terrieristical furends that could be in your cabinet...and of course *some* of us have the wisdoms that come with age...BOL! (hint-hint!)

    Love that Valentine's sweater!

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    1. Well, I would need a Secrematary of Varmint Control. ;)

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  23. Hi Pweesenditail nominee Whitley....When I goes tu cast me vote it will be fur da bestest choice ob all WHITLEY! "A nilla cookie in every paw!" Luvs da sweatur!

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