Hey y'all! Well, da big news of da day, at least if ya lives in America, it are all dis pawlitical stuff goin on. Here are my opinion bout most of it.
Anyways, dis has got me thinkin - I should run for President. Ya knows us terrierists would be tuff on nashinul defense - just ask dem skwerrils and rats I's deaded. And I gots all da bestest kwalitees of da pawlitishuns. I's got da crazy white hair like Bernie. I's a girl like Hillary. I went to Hahvahd Law Schools like Teddy Cruz. I's a brown-eyed cutie even though I gots big ears - just like Marco. I's a loudmouth who tells it like it are like Chris Christie. And I's rich like Trump (I mean, has ya seen all dem toys and dresses??) and I knows how to use da twitter. So, da Portuguese water dogs have had their turn, it are time to #MakeAmericaTerrierificAgain. White dog, white house, sounds good to me. Speshully da pawsonal chef part.
Ok so enuf of da pawliticks, it are offishully da month of LUV (smoochies to dat cutie pie Bilbo) and I are wearin my new Valentine's t-shirt today, long wif my bandanarama.
Ya know what I would LUV right now?? A nilla cookie! And some icy cream!