Yappy Texas Independence Day! Dis day definitely beats da #$%@ outta yesterday. I mean "Super Tuesday" my fluffy butt. What are so super bout abandonin me for hours just so you can go vote? Yeah, my momma had to wait bout 2 hours in line just in order to vote against dat guy wif da orange spray tan and bad hair. She says at least Texas ain't part of da nashinal embarrassment of voting for dat bozo. And neither are Oklahoma, so I guess dat means she are gonna have to stop pickin on my native state. At least for a few months, until October anyways.
But today it are all bout Texas and I are wearin my Texas flag dress.
180 years of independence, dat are somefin to celebrate!