Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Pissin In My Yard Ain't Gonna Make Yours Any Greener


Hey y'all. It wuz not a good day today.  Lastest nite, I developed dis nasty swellin round da base of my tail.  It are very inflamed and red and oozing goo.  Yeah, no fun.  It are kinda like a hot spot, cept it are very inflamed and momma does not know how I gots it.  It's not like I can chew back there and irritate it or nuffin.  I'm not Finley - my BFF has da flecks-ability of a master Yogi Bear or a member of Cirque du Puppy or somefin.  It just kinda seems like my body are betrayin me every which way it can.


I wuz sposed to go to da vet today, but da mommas gots a call on da way there dat da vetman had a family emeurgency, so we just came home.  I wuz wheezin on da way to da vet - and I has been wheezin some off and on today.


My momma are smilin here, but her and Finley's momma been cryin all day.  Cuz it are gettin closer and closer for da time when I are gonna go to da Land of Infinites Bacons and Eggy Weggies and Smashed Taters and all dat goodness.  Probably some time dis week or next.  I's just not doing good at all - not movin at all, startin to have some breathin problems, and da shakin and pantin stuffs.  More on dat in a lil.


I gots to go on a stroller ride today.   I saw a schnauzer pup and I tried to bark, but my bark sounded funny, kinda muffled like.  Almost like when I used to bark when I had a toy in my mouth.  Anudder not good thing.  And my momma just bout lost it when some woman said to me "aren't you supposed to be walking??"  Let's just say there were LOTS of HBO words involved and my momma yellin dat I wuz crippled and dying and thanks for rubbing it in.  It just stinks, we's tryin to enjoy what lil time we gots left and some peeps have to go be rood.  I can't walk, I don't know what dat woman's eggscuse wuz, cuz she didn't look like she had been on a walk or had any eggcercise in a decade or more.


So, wif dat as da inspirayshun, dis are today's song . . .


Yeah, mind your own biskits rood peeples!!  Ackshually, I could really go fur some biskits and gravy.  #SouthernGirl4Life


After da walk, I went out to da backyard wif my momma.  It wuz a perfect weather day, 75 and sunny.  But I wuz not doing good, I wuz alternatin between shakin/shiverin and pantin.  And wheezin a lil too.  No pool time today, kinda obvious why.


Tonite wuz a surprise - Whataburger on a Tuesday instead of da normal Wednesday Whataburger.  I gotta go on a car ride there.


And da mommas got a kiddo's Just-a-burger for me and Finn to split.


I can haz cheezeburger!  It are probably da most I has eaten at once in days, what can ya say, I luvs my burgers still.

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  1. Dat cheezburger wuz yummy!!!!

    I swears I'z gonna butt-bite da next rood twit we runs into, BFF!! grrrrrrrrrrrr..........

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    1. Ya woulda needed a bigger mouf for dat butt.

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  2. Oh Whitley, so sorry you met with anuther rude hooman :(
    I know it's easy fur me to say so, but my momma always tell herself to put it behind whenever she met with such rudies; it's like why let someone insignificant, ignorant and rude spoil our day? Or simply pretend that the rudies are just singing horrible song. Try it.

    The burger looks delicious!! *drooling*

    Hugs & More Hugs,
    Bowie

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    1. Yeah, we usually does, but my momma just snapped.

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  3. sending you and your momma tons of pug hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  4. Oh dear Whitley - me an'mom iz so furry much sorry that u iz not duin'good. That iz good that u got tue go fer a stroller ride butt that rude ladee duz need tue mind her own biskitz. My mom hatez thoze rude peepz that think themself iz so high an'mitey. That Whataburger lookz so yummerlishush - bet it wuz really good. We r sendin'POTP an'lotsa hugz fer your mom.
    Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor

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  5. I'm still wishing for a miracle.

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    1. A miracle would be you gettin a boyfriend Birdbrain.

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  6. We are sorry to hear your struggles are worse sweet girl. Know that you and your family are in many hearts during this difficult time.
    Milton, Stubbs, and Momma

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  7. Oh dear little pup and family - we wish we could give you all a hug and make you feel better. Your dinner sounds delicious! Mean people suck. That's all we have to say on that matter. We know this isn't an easy time for anyone and we do appreciate you posting to keep us in the loop. We hope you have a peaceful night and not a lot of shaking.
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Yeah, it are real tuff. But my momma wants to let all my pals know what's going on - everyone's been so pawsome to us.

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  8. Hi Whitley, Gail and I spotted a beautiful Westie in a stroller yesterday. Before we could reach the pup to say a friendly hello, the owner lifted her lovingly into his car and drove off.
    We are so sorry that things are not going well with you, and can only offer our friendship and hugs from a distance.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Fank you Bertie! By da way, I voted for ya on da Scotland Ambassadog FB page!

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  9. If we could reach through the blogging pages of=n the screen, we would hug you tightly, Whitley and all of your furmily, too.

    We feel sad that you are not doing so well at all:(

    Growlmy is all choked up, too.

    Oh, Whitley. Oh Sweet Whitley.

    Licks and hugs and my kitty brofurs are purring too.

    ((((( ♥ )))))

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  10. Dearest WHitley sending you and your peeps lots and lost of luffs and hugs, we're thinking of you and sending positive thoughts your way
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  11. Some peeps never think before they speak. Dumdums!
    Huge hugs to the moms♥

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    1. Yup, better to remain silent and be thought a fool dan open your yapper and remove all doubt.

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  12. Oh man, we feel for you and your mom as we are in a similar predicament with my sister Katie. We shed a lot of tears these days, but we don't want to let go. We pray you feel better and stop getting weird stuff. Katie isn't eating either and is getting real thin and weak. We love you...GBGV hugs to you and your mom!

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  13. We know just how your mom feels...as we went through this before with our big brother...and mama is not looking forward to the time for us either...we are all seniors now. We are sending you all kinds of POTP and praying for you and your mom that you enjoy the time you have left together. Hope you don't have any more weird stuff happen. We love you very much Whitley!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  14. Oh Whitley, above all else your lack o' barking an now the muffled barking! Say it ain't so!
    Luv an hugs frum me an Mommy to yu.

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    1. Yeah, my peeps know somefin major are wrong if I's not my barkaholic self.

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  15. Crikey ... Is there no end to the drongos???? We all love you Whitley and we are thinking of you. Glad you enjoyed your cheezburger

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    1. Apparently dere's big outbreak of drongos lately, one of em are even gonna be an offishul pressydenshul candydate.

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  16. Hari OM
    Oh Whitley, sounds like you are preparing yourself - and mum - for the inevitable; and that's okay... POTP for for you both continues here. Meanwhile, getting burgers like that is definitely bringing you a little bit of heaven on earth, what?! Huge Huggies, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. Yup, Whataburger are what a burger should be.

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  17. You just make sure you let your Momma know when it is time Whitley - we know it is hard for the peeps - they want to keep us forever but it is no fun living in pain. We have our paws crossed for you sweet Whitley

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  18. We think Blogville should form a posse to go with you on your walks and bite anyone in the butt that makes rude comments to you in your stroller. We're so sorry to hear your momma was so upset and that you aren't doing very well. Much love and many hugs coming your way.

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  19. WE are soooo sorry that an insensitive peep had to run her mouth...
    She needed to have somebuddy Pee on her Pawrade.

    We wish that you could feel better. Sending you POTP. This is not a fun time fur you and your mamma. We hope that your Dogtor can see you very much soon and that he can make your tail end feel better.

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    1. I did get some meds for my tail today.

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  20. Oh sweetheart we love you and are sending lots of hugs and good thoughts your way. It's such a difficult time for every buddys over there
    Love & Peas,
    Lily & Edward

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  21. I love that song and I'm with you... that peeps should smoke their own smoke instead to mess up your day and your mommas day... Hugs to you all and NO hug to that people who ruined your walk.

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    1. Yeah, dey deserve a butt bite instead!

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  22. Oh, my darling Whitley...I sure do wish you were not feeling so bad. You are making my Ma tear up because we both just wants you to be better and enjoying life. We are so happy that you are getting to spend quality time with your momma...and that she even got you a cheeseburger. Wow! Stay #TerrierTough my girl.
    Love,
    Oz

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    1. Yeah, I really got spoiled dese last few days.

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  23. Precious girl....we love you and your momma and we so wish you both were not going through this.

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    1. It just stinks. Sending big POTP your way too.

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  24. Oh dear Whitley and your momma too - our hearts hurt for both of you and we are very sorry that you are facing this.

    Edgar and his mum

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  25. We are sorry you are feeling so poorly, and we think we heard your Mom's HBO words to that ignorant lady (who hasn't exercised in decades) all the way here in NJ. I'm sure that lady won't mess with your mom anytime soon!

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    1. Yeah, my momma can get pretty crazy when she gets mad, BOL!

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  26. Mama's face is all red from reading about the stupid people out there....

    We are sending our love and snuggles to you and your Mama (and the rest of the fam),Whitley. We love you soooo much!!
    Big Texas hugs,
    Mama Beth, Dory, Jakey, Bilbo & Arty

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  27. My heart is breaking for you and your family. You are one of our first blogging buddies and we don't want you to not be okay. People can be so dumb when they open their mouths. I'd bark at them for you. Sending all of our love and POTP to you. ♥

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    1. It just stinks - why open your mouth if ya don't got nuffin good to say??

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  28. whitley de food servizz gurl said ta tell yur momma we used de F werd ...knot flounder thiz time....at de bee itch who waz givin ewe & yur momma greef....ask yur momma how manee mor times her wantz uz ta say it... N letz uz noe ~~~~~~~

    we haz asked R pal st francis two stay bye yur side; him said he will....everee step oh de way....we noe how much thiz sux, we noe how sad yur momma & finley's momma R.... N we iz troo lee sorree.....we send hugs, bacon, spudz, mice creem & lovez ~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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    1. Bout 87 gazillion more times, BOL!

      I are gonna be seeing Frank soon, I'll tell him hi for ya.

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  29. Take no notice of rude ignorant peeps Whitley. You just enjoy the love and care of your momma - and the eggy cheeseburger too :-) Sending love and hugs to you and your family - everybuddy here is thinking of you all - woofs and nose licks from Magic & family xxxx

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  30. Whitley, we are so happy you still love your burgers! :)And we have rude people here in Vancouver too. Today our Mama was holding Duffy on account Wilhelmina can be bouncy at the end of her walks and could hurt Duffy and some rude lady said, "Oh is there something wrong with the dog? Why are you carrying him? It's such a nice day for a walk! He should be walking!" Like our Mama was one of those women who won't let her little dog walk. . . ever! How rude! Don't think about the ignorant people. They are small- minded and live small lives. We know it hurts but don't let them get to you! Whitley, please enjoy every second you have with your loving Mama. We hate that you aren't doing well but we know your Mama is going to lovingly help you until you let her know when.You are in our thoughts and we wish we could somehow make this time easier for both of you because we understand it is hard.

    Sending you both lots of love and support.

    the critters in the cottage xo

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    1. Fanks. I really don't know why some peeps gotta pop off all da time.

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  31. Whitley, I'm so sorry you are having such a ruff time. my mom's heart hurts for your momma. Please know we are keeping you and your mom in our prayers. Love ya girl.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  32. We love you,, always remember that!
    love
    tweedles

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  33. Dearest Whitley and your momma,
    Know that you are in our heats at this devastatingly difficult time.

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  34. There sure are a lot of rude people around! We hope you get to enjoy the rest of your days as much as you can. We'll be thinking about you!

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  35. Our hearts break for you and your momma. We know what a special time this is and how heart breaking it is too. Maybe you should give your momma an extra little kiss and maybe she should give you another burger!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  36. Oh gurl, the next peep that gives you and your MOms shade...POW!!!! TO THE MOON! or bite their arse....I likes the last one betters..hehehe
    Butts, I knows you and your MOms are enjoying every last minute befores you have to go to the land of deliciousness, so I am sendin' lots of AireZens your way!! and lots of {{hugs}}}
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Ya are gonna have to take one BIG bite for dat one.

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