Today all of Blogville are sell-a-bratin da life of Sammy da orange bacon-levin pussycat. Hmm, orange, bacon-luvin pussycats - dat reminds me of a couple of dudes I lives wif.
Anyways, Sammy wuz a pawsome kitty cat and I tried to figger out a good place to take him. Finley and Brinley already got da Texas hill country covered and my kitty pals took care of San Antonio. I's just seven months old and I hasn't been a whole lotta places yet.
So I thought I would just show off my hometown.
Yeah, I are talkin bout Dallas! Da Big D!
My momma says dat her prom wuz ackshually held at Southfork Ranch. But dat wuz before my time, BOL BOL!
Since Dallas has got da most shoppin space per capita, I figgered we can heads to da downtown Neiman Marcus. I are pretty shure dey carries imported designer catnip or somefins.
Or maybe some bacon-wrapped quail, BOL BOL!
Once we's done eatin da bacon, we can head over to Arlington to watch some pigskin - I's talkin bout dem 11-1 Cowboys!!
And since we is pretty much halfway there anyways, I figgered next up we could head on over to Cowtown.
We can watch da cattle drive. Or as I refers to it, dinner on da hoof!
We can end da nite at Billy Bob's - da world's largest honky tonk!
We can eat some tasty Texas BBQ and drink some Shiner beer while we listen to da music.
And dance of course! I is always dancin wif da orange kitties round here, even if dere dancin sometimes involves claws, and hissin, BOL BOL!
Hope ya enjoyed your trip to da Metroplex Sammy. We's all gonna miss ya tons.