Today it are Nashinul Underwear Day.
And nope, we is not wearin underwear. We goes commando round here.
But we duz have a funny underwear story for ya. Finley are a big fan of underwear - pacifically, my momma's thongs. And years ago, she kept stealin dem when da laundry wuz bein sorted. And she didn't just steal em - she destroyed em. Chewed em up (sometimes we even saw dat pieces made it out da udder end). Dey wuz da only underwears she went after - it made my momma kinda nervous and she'd cross her legs when Finley wuz in her lap. My momma don't know if me or Brinley would go after panties since now her underwears NEVER touch da ground for even like a minute. So if you're tired of your peeps puttin underwears on da ground, try chewin out da crotch of em!