Don't ya wish your ears wuz floofy like mine? Yeah, I's rockin da bed head today, but wif non-stop rain and storms for days on end, whaddya eggspect? I mean, no
So instead of all dese Thunderstorm Warnings and Tornado Watches dat are on TV, I are issuin a Severe Floof Warning. Which means - feed da floofy dog extra treats for prepare for lotsa extra barkin. In fact, just prepare for da barkin anyways. But make wif da treats.