Sunday, July 27, 2014

Black and White Sunday

So I survived all da strippins yesterday.  I are still super fluffy, which are tuff when it are over 100.  But I got to play in da pool and dat are a fun way to cool down.  And I started a barkapalooza - I got da dog next door goin and da dog across da alley.  But I barked da best!

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Sepia Saturday

Well, today were a pretty good day - I got to go on Zombie Patrol dis mornin and barked some zombies and den I gotta play pool ball dis afternoon.  But I heard somefin bout groomin tonight - I are gonna go hide!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

So I were on Guard Duty when I heard da mailman comin down da street.  I started barkin it up like crazy, I were not sure, it might be a zombie mailman.  Anyways, I barked and I barked and den da mailman had da nerve to ring my doorbell.  What da woof???  So I barked him up real good.  Momma opened da door and dere were a package.

It were addressed to me!  And it said it were from Da County Line.  OMD!  Could it be?  Air ribs!!  And all for me.

When I opened the box, I was startled to find a whole Texas BBQ feast just for me!  

Yup, all of it were for me!  Well, I were gettin ready to start woofin it down when I heard my momma's voice.  It were very faint, somefin bout gettin up for our walk.

What da woof?  When I opened my eyes, da MEATZ™ were gone.  It were all a dream.  Rats!  I wuz very disappointed.

Den later today, Finley's momma pulled out da Nilla wafers.  OMD, I luvs me some nillas and I hasn't gotten any in years!

Well, dat made da day better!

I still woulda liked dat BBQ though.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Black and White Sunday

Hey y'all!  Well, it were finally sunny again so I gots to play pool ball.  And my momma finally stopped wif all da computer stuffs, so I gets to write again.  She were doin backups and installin a new operatin system and a whole lot of other borin junk dat meant da computer were busy and I couldn't get to write as much as I wanted.  

At least da cookie supply were not interrupted!

Friday, July 18, 2014

My Writing Process Blog Tour

Hey y'all!  Today I are doin da My Writin Process Blog Tour.  I were invited to dis blog tour by Earl and his momma are Earl's World.

If ya don't know Earl, he are a real cute 4 year old Border Terrierist from all da way over in da You Kay.  And he are real good at agility, he wins all kindsa big ribbons.  So go check him out, he are a very talented pup.

Now, for dis whole Writin Process Bloggy Tour, I are sposed to answer these three questions.  

1.  What am I working on?

Well, I are workin on preparin for da zombie apocalypse.  Wif lotsa of zombie huntin and barkin.  I are also workin on acquirin more stuffies and dresses, my hundreds of stuffies are not enuf.  

Whut momma?  I are sposed to answer what I are writin??

Ok, I are finkin of writin my memwars.  See, dis seems to be a pretty profitable fing, ya lives a long and interestin life den ya writes your memwars.  I mean, prezidents does it, actors does it, so I figure I are more famous and interestin dan dem so I should do it.

It'll have all kindsa interestin stuff like da time I killed 2 and a half skwerrilz at da UCLA campus, da time somebody tried to steal me, my friendships wif kitties, da time momma smuggled puppy me into Albertson's underneath her letterman's jacket and said da baby was kickin when I were squirmin, da time I got petted by a woman who's now a senator (don't worry, I's had lotsa baffs since and gotten all da politshun germ off), my friends in da NFL, my fame on both coasts, da time I dug a giant whole in Arizona, yeah I fink I got some good stories.

P.S., dis are da giant whole in Arizona.

2.  Why do I write what I do?

Becuz it are important informashuns dat needs to be barked far and wide.  And while I tries to bark it all out, I are not sure dat my pals in far away places like Scotland or Australia can hear my barkins.  I try, but dose places are WAY far away.  So I writes it so all my pals can sees it and reads my wisdom and adventures.  Becuz I know I are dat fascinatin dat to not write would deprive dem all.  And den dey would be sads.  Plus, I gotta warn dem bout zombiez so dat dey will not let dem attack and eat brains.  Nobody wants brain-eatin zombies on da loose.  If a brain-eatin zombie ate my momma's brains, who would play pool ball wif me???  Dese are da questions dat keep me up at night and make me writes.

Plus, my hero, Hank da Cowdog writes.  He has bout 60 somefin of his books bout all kindsa cases he solves as Head of Ranch Security on a ranch in da Panhandle.  And well, I don't live on a ranch, but I are a Head of Security, so I figured I should write too.

Dis are Hank, in case ya never has read his books.  Ya really should by da way.

3.  How does my writing process work?

It are all a stream of conshesness fing.  Like, I finks it, I says it.  Like write now I are finkin bout how much I would like a nice juicy rib eye.

See, how I just wrote bout da rib eye?  Dat are how steam of conshesness works.  Now don't worry if ya don't get it, it are very advanced stuff.  Only da bestest most informed Heads of Security know what I are talkin bout.

I always try to include some pictures of me becuz I know I are adorable and dat y'all wanna see a bajillion pictures of me.  Plus, my momma takes dem, so I try to make her feel useful.  Dese are a couple eggsamples.

So here are some pals I are nominatin to keep dis chain join and join in by postin dere answers to dese three questions next week:

1.  What am I working on?
2.  Why do I write what I do?
3.  How does my writing process work?

Oz are a cute lil Cairn Terrierist mix dude from Florida - ya should go check him out.

Stuart are one handsome Scottie dude from Virginias.  And ya know I likes da cute Scottie dudes.

3.  Carrie, Myfie, Ellie, and Millie at Pawed Blog

Myfie and Ellie are a couple westies (yeah, Westie Power!) and Millie is a cute lil shih tzu.  Carrie is dere peep and dey all live over in da Yoo Kay and dey are a bunch of cuties.

Ok, so I hope dis were super informative for all y'all.  Now y'all know some of my bloggin secrets, but don't go tellin everybody otherwise I might have to bite ya in da butt!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Not So Wordless Wednesday

Hey y'all!  It were da opposite of wordless round here today since da plumber dudes came and decided to dig up MY front yard.  I did not give dem permishun to do dis and very upset and barked dem a lot.  I are just lucky dey did not dig up any zombiez, I were on high zombie alert.

Now my yard looks like I are ready for some trench warfare wif da naybors, which may not be a bad idea, but I doubt momma are gonna lemme play in da trenches.

Oh, and did I menshun momma says it are gonna rain tonight too?  I are gonna haf to be on high zombie alert all night.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

We Are Blogville

My pals Murphy and Stanley are doin a BlogHop today to take a census of Blogville.

My name are Whitley and I are 11 and 10 months old (dat are right, I are almost 12, so start buying me birthday presents now).  I lives wif three kitties and my BFF Finley.  I lives in Plano, Texas right now and I luvs it.  I can even smell da smell of it from hours away and get all excited to be headin there.  Momma cannot figure out why.  It are dat speshul combination of swimmin pools, Republicans, bibles, heroin, tacos, barbecue, curry, soy sauce, money, shoppin malls, and freshly manicured lawns.  Dere are no place like home, it are my own slice of suburban paradise.  Besides, my momma says somebody needs to love Plano, BOL BOL!   

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Black and White Sunday

Ya sees how I are lookin all fluffitudiness up dere?  Well, dat are cuz my momma got all evil lastest night and groomed me.  She were strippin out my furs, it were just torture.  I barely survived.

At least today were better.  I gotta go swimmin.  Well, I went swimmin yesterday too, but I also got groomed den.  No groomin today, not YET anyways, I's keepin my eye on her.  Anyways, some of ya pups been askin if I swims or if I just stays in my float.  Well, when it are over a hundred degrees, it are definitely time for some real swimmin.

See, dis are an underwater shot, momma gots an underwater camera so da puparazzi woman can follows me everywhere.  Dere are even a lil movie.

See whut a good swimmer I is??

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Sepia Saturday

Hey y'all!  Hope ya are havin a good Saturday.  Mine were pretty good, I got to play pool ball and I got a new dress yesterday from Petsmart.  And I got to bark da plumber dudes since a pipe burst.  Dat wuz fun!  Da mommas went in dere for a new scratchin post for da kitties, but of course me and Finley got stuffs too!

See, pretty cute and girly.  Momma are plannin to try to sew me a dress for my birfday - she's got 2 months to figure it out.  Which are probably not as much time as she needs, BOL BOL!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Wordless Wednesday

Just kiddin bout dat wordless part - BARK! BARK! BARK!

I's had some good barkins today since da air condishinur guys are here.  BARK! BARK! BARK!

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Black and White Sunday

Hey pups!  Hope y'all are havin a pawsome Sunday.

A few days ago, I got da Shine On award from my pal Earl, who are a cute lil border terrierist dude.  Fanks Earl!  Ya can visit Earl and his momma at dere blog Earl's World.

So dese are da rules of dis here award.  If ya receives it, dis are what ya is sposed to do.

1.  Visit and fank da blogger and who nominated ya.
2.  Acknowledge dat blogger on your blog and link back.
3.  Share 7 random facts bout yourself.
4.  Nominate up to 15 bloggers for da Shine On Award, provide a link to dere blogs in your posty, and notify dem on dere blogs.
5.  Eat a cookie.  What momma?  I made up dat rule?  Well, it are a good one, so I are keepin it.

Ok, so I's already done numbers 1 and 2 (outside of course, BOL!) so now it are time for da random facts.

1.  I has got expensive taste in hotel rooms.  Da Lodge on da Desert in Tucson, Arizona??  Yeah, dat are nice and I feels right at home.

Makin me stay at da Best Western in Odessa, Texas da next day.  What da woof?

Dat are not befittin of a Princess Pup like me.

2.  I always wanna sleep at da foot of da bed, right near da door.  So I can guard against zombies and other invaders.  Ya never know what might happen.

3.  Somebody tried to abduct me when I were takin on walk on da UCLA campus.  My momma punched da nasty woman in da jaw, so I were safe.  I were scared of strange women for a while after dat happened.

4.  My favorite kinda toys is stuffies.  I are not dat big on tuggin.  I also like to use my stuffies as pillows, dey are multipurpose.

5.  I were famous at Hahvahd Law School a couple years ago.  See, my momma went dere and she walked me all da time dere.  Everybody knew me and my cute lil dresses.  So, da future senators, prezidents, and judges and stuff will remember me.  And it are scary dat dey are gonna be da leaders of America someday - some of dem ate my peanut butter treats when dey were drunk at my momma's Halloween pawty.  So maybe da future prezident will have eaten Paul Newman's Peanut Butter dog treats, BOL BOL!

6.  I also know some NFL players since my momma were friends wif some guys on da football team when she were in college.  Dey all luved me, specially when dey found out I killed skwerrils.  Dat made me tuff and cool in dere books.

7.  I has never met a kitty I don't like.

Ok, so I are givin dis award to:

1. Finley
2. Charlie
3. Zaidie
4. Fizzy
5. Freckles
6. Rudy
7. Puffy
8. Zoe
9. Daisy
10. Ruby
11. Hazel
12. Mitch
13. Ernie
14. Stanley
15. Kyla

Have fun wif it!  I's off to get my cookie now!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Da Rest of My Fourth of July

So I showed y'all my new dress yesterday, but da restest of my Fourth of July were fun too.

I got to play some pool ball wif my momma and Ally.

Da humans had some BBQ chikken for dinner and I barked dem for some, but dey did not share.  How rude!  At least I got my ground beefs like normal.  Well, ok, Finley's momma shared some.  But da peeps wif da big chikken breastses did not share nuffin.

Den I went to da fireworks show.  Finley stayed home dis year becuz da peeps like to sit pretty close and da boomers were too loud for her lastest year.

Yup, I were on da lookout for redcoat zombies.

I were da cutest pup dere!  I bet y'all are finkin I barked at da fireworks, but I didn't.  In fact, fireworks are bout da only fing I don't bark!  I did bark at dis other dog I saw though, I did not like him bein in my terriertory.  And I whined some becuz some people had dese real fun lookin glow in da dark balloons and I wanted to go play wif dem but didn't get too.

I watched da fireworks at first, but den it got boring and I fell asleep.  I woke back up for da finale though, I liked watchin da exploshuns.

Today I got to wear da other side of my new Fourth of July dress.  My pal, Zoe, were askin what da other side looked like.  It's got more fireworks on it.

See, real patriotic and all dat stuffs.  Hope y'all had a pawsome Fourth of July too and I hope ya snagged more MEATZ™ dan I did.