Friday, February 27, 2015


Yup, it are snowin in da Big D.

I did a quick check of da nayborhood.

No snow zombies out and bout, guess it are too cold for dem.

It are too cold for dis LWD anyways.

Yeah, da warm blanky are more like it.  I's been spendin da day in front of da fire place, gettin warm and snuggly in my new dog bed.  Or on a peep's lap.  Basically, wherever I wanna be, which are how it should be.

I did get some fresh boiled chikken today - yum yum.  I's back to eatin my dog food (sometimes anyways) too, which makes my momma happy.  She gets happy bout da weirdest stuff.  And I heard a roomer bout pizza tonite, which means some crust for me.  Now dat are somefin to get happy bout.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Da Vetman

Well, yesterday, me and Finley had to go to da vetman for our semi-annual checkups.  I weighed in at 18.6 pounds, a lil more dan Finley, but I has all dat extra hair.  At least dat are my excoose.

Since da hotspot are continuin to shrink, we are keepin up wif da rootine.  No real news there.  Dey stole some of my bloods in order to run a bazillion tests on em.  We'll probably get da results next week, for some reason momma has started gettin worried bout dese tests.  She didn't used to worry, but somefin bout me gettin older and blah blah blah.  Whatefurs.

It are still too cold for Zombie Patrol™.  Momma don't walk us if it are below 40.  And yeah, I know dat ain't cold for a lotta y'all, but we's Texans and we don't do cold.  I's lived in Bawston, so I know all bout dem real bad colds and snows and all dat.  And Dallas cold are too cold for me nowadays.  So I's just nappin inside by a toasty fireplace, works pretty good.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Ice Ice Baby

We gots da ice here, which means all da peeps are here at home.  And nobody are doin much of anythin cept watchin movies and stayin warm and stuff like dat.  Ya know what dis sounds like to me momma??  Good weather for sewin, dat are what.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Sunday Selfie

Hey y'all.  It are gettin nasty cold out dere - we's been havin tons of rain all day and now da ice are comin.  

Dis are what I are doing - testin out da new big bed dat Finley's momma made us.

See momma, dis are da kinda thing you should be doin wif your time.  Not readin borin books and makin cards and - what???  Dose are my Christmassy cards you's gettin a jump start on?  Ok, well, I guess ya can do dat.  But ya know what are a total waste of time?  Dat hour your spent groomin me yesterday.

Whatdya mean if I wants stuff made for me I shouldn't bite ya when ya's strippin me?  You deserved dat one.  I mean, it are gonna ice tonight and you's strippin me??  What wuz you thinking???  I think I's just gonna go back to sleep now.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Sleepy Saturday

I went out and I did my mornin zombie check today - no Zombie Patrol™ on counts of Finley's momma's knee botherin her.  I are really missin my Death March™ today, ya knows it.  And oh no, it are sposed to be gettin cold and rainy which means no Death Marches™ for a few days.  What are I gonna do wif myself?  BOL!

Well, I's had my chikken.  And I got some bacon and a lil bit of eggy weggy dis mornin too.  I think it are time to go back to bed.  Wake me up when somefin interestin are happenin. 

Momma, you can get to workin on dat February dress, da end of da month are comin up soon.

P.S.  I just discovered a couple a days ago dat my pal Bonnie has a blog.  Bonnie are a pawsome westie gal, so go say hi to her.  She's blind and has got SARDS and Cushing's.  I knows her from da Twitter, she are in #theaviators and #zombiesquad wif me.  Go say hi!

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Happy Mardi Gras!

Well, today are Mardi Gras and dat means I are wearin my Mardi Gras dress.  I wore dis side yesterday . . .

And I wore da purple side today . . .

Here's some zydeco music to get ya in da mood, it are makin my tail wag!

Like my beads?

I's smellin all da yummy foodables and I are gettin hungry - crawfish ehtoofay, King Cake, and hurricanes to drink!!

No, I has not had too many hurricanes, I are just a Mardi Gras luvin pup!

Laissez les bon temps rouler!!

P.S.  I's watchin Westieminster tonight - has y'all ever noticed how dey save da best for last??

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Sunday Selfie

Well, I gets my Death March Zombie Patrol™ in today.  I has tried to explain to momma dat da best way to patrol for zombies are to lay on da ground so ya can scents da vibrayshuns of dem comin outta da ground, but she do not listen and insists on draggin me round da nayborhood.  

At least I gots some good barkin in, so dere are dat.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Happy Valentine's Day!

I's all dressed up and ready for to go to da Heart 2 Heart dance wif my date Seth and Finley and her date, Braeden.

I think I's lookin pretty cute.  Me and Finley invited Seth and Braeden in for some pre-dance cookies and BBQ, den we hit da road.  Ok, maybe I had a couple margaritas too, but I's not drivin!  We also played wif my new Valentine's Day stuffie some.

Ok, I are off to dance wif dat cutie pie Seth.

I's been practicin my dance moves, we's gonna have a pawsome time.  Well, just look at dat cute guy, what girl wouldn't have a pawsome time?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Friday, February 13, 2015

Heart 2 Heart Fashun

As a lotta y'all heres in Blogville know, tomorrow are da Heart 2 Heart dance hosted by da Mayor Doodz, Murphy and Stanley.  Da doodz asked me to write a post wif some fashun advice for ya, so here goes.

Da two main colors for Valentine's Day are pink and red.  So if ya wear one of dose, you'll be stylin.  My BFF and assistant fashun director Finley are showin off an all-pink ensemble.

Wearin somefin nice and cozy like dis are a pawsome idea if ya has to travel through da Polar Vortex to get to da dance, or if ya just like bein warm and cozy.

And boys, ya can wear pink on Valentine's Day.  Ya know what dey say bout real men wearin pink, right??  But if pink or red are not your thing, you can still look stylin in another color.  Here I are showin off a yellow hearts jacket, it are still Valentine's-themed, but a lil different.

Valentine's Day are all bout da hearts.  Wear somefin wif hearts on it, and you is gonna be stylin.

I are wearin my hearts collar.  Ya might be able to see it better if I wuzn't such a fuzzy wuzzy, but gettin your furs trimmed for da dance are definitely not part of my fashun advice.  If your peeps make ya endure dat, well, dat are your own problem.  I likes a shaggier look for myself.

Here I are showin off some more jackets wif hearts.  A little jacket or t-shirt are pawsome for both boys and girls, but ya boys gotta make sure it don't interfere wif uh, well, ya knows.  Your markin abilitees, let's just put it dat way.

Now, I knows some of y'all don't really like dressin up, and dat are fine.  Dere are some simpler things ya can do, like bandanas or fancy collars.  Bandanas are fun and dey basically just feel like a real soft collar.  Even our kitties like wearin em, and if a cat tolerates somefin, ya know it can't be too bad.


Ya can wear your bandana wif a t-shirt or a lil jacket if ya wants too.

It are called layerin, but it don't have nuffin to do wif lyin down and takin a nap.  Well, I guess ya could layer and lie down, but dat are not really da point.  Just make sures ya's coordinated - ya don't gotta be matchy-matchy, but da colors should basically go together.

Finley does a pawsome job layerin - look at her rockin dat "I love you" bandana wif da hearts jacket and da cute lil hot pink onesie.

Another opshun for ya guys is bow ties.  Ya know us ladies like a guy in a tie.  I are borrowin dese pics of our Mayor Doodz for demonstrayshun purposes - dey know how to really wear a tie.  Stylin guys!

See what I said bout real men wearin pink?

Now on to my favorite, which are dresses.  Us girls get to have a lil more fun wif fashun, well, it are only fair since life are tuffer for us, I mean just think bout what we gotta go through to get "fixed."  Much less if we has puppies, da boy has all da fun and we do all da work.  We deserves a lil more fun!

Dis wuz my very firstest dress!  And it still fits!  It wuz not made for Valentine's Day, but since it are pink wif da cute lil hearts, it are perfect.

If you's not a girl who likes pink (what are WRONG wif ya?) ya can wear red.  It are also very cute for Valentine's - here I is wearin a red and white Valentine's Day dress.

Now I gots a speshul treat for y'all - Finley's momma just finished our new Valentine's dresses.  We are only showin off one side of da dress today - after all, true fashuneestas don't reveal what dey are wearing before da big day.  You're gonna haf to check back wif me tomorrow to see what I are wearin den.

 Look at all dose cute lil hearts, don't Finley look cute!

See da I love yous??

I luvs all of y'all and hope ya enjoyed my fashun advice!  And if ya don't like dressin up, dat are fine too.  A good lookin pup in da furs are always welcome at any pawty.  I would show off an in-da-furs picture, but my back are still a lil bit of a hot mess, so dat are just gonna have to wait.  My date Seth are goin in da furs, and dat are a-ok wif me.  I's not one to say no to a cute nekkid blonde!