Cupcake Day!

Today it are Cupcake Day!

It are also Solar Eclipse day, but we is waitin for da nextest one - we's sposed to have a total eclipse then. We only get 70% today. I think momma are just irritated it are gonna mess up her tanning, BOL BOL!

Ok, enuf about dis eclipse stuff. Where are dat pupcake??

Nashinul Bacon Lovers Day!

Hi y'all! Today it are Nashinul Bacon Lovers Day!

We all LUV bacon round here - Brinley and Finley's momma is so nice dat when da peeps eat bacon, she makes a piece just for us!  Ok, it gets split between all of us pups and kittehs, so it are really not dat much, but it are REALLY tasty!

So we wore our bacon dresses!

Dat dress looks good enuf to eat!

It even has bacon buttons!

YUM!

 Da smell of bacon waftin in da air makes for happy selfies!

Hope ya got some bacon today too!

Nashinul Honey Bee Day

Today it are Nashinul Honey Bee Day!

We has lotsa bees in our garden. As long as dey aren't stinging anybody, dey is ok wif us. (And yes, da momma has been stung multiple times in da last couple years when she wuz just layin out tanning, so dey do sometimes sting even when dey is not provoked).

Anyways, we wore da bee dress to sell-a-brates.

Do ya think dem honey bees would let us have some honey?? Brinley duz have a sweet tooth . . .

Here's a close up of da buttons - BUZZZ!

Bad Poetry Day

Today it are Bad Poetry Day.  I worked a LONG time on makin dis poem eggstra bad for y'all . . . 

Hi, my name are Kinley

I's not fat, but I's not thin-ley 

My name are not Brinley

Before she poops, she does a spin-ley

And my name are not Finley

She are eleven, older dan ten-ley

Wif strangers we is not super friend-ley

I speshully like to growl da men-ley

Hi, my name are Kinley.

I fink Brinley are laffin at my bad poem!

Happy weekend!

I Luvs My Feets Day

So today it are "I Luv My Feet" Day - or as I prefur to call it, Appresheates Da Feets Day.  I has da fluffiest Clydesdale feet in da whole world.

Brinley's feet are furry too.

But as ya can tell, mine take da furry-footed look to a new level of fluffitude.

Ya wouldn't believe da stuff momma finds em durin da daily torture brushing seshuns.

Nashinul Rum Day

Today it are Nashinul Rum Day!

Bring on da cuba libres, daiquiris, mai tais, and mojitos!

Me and Brinley wore our cocktail dresses to sell-a-brate.

Now, if only we could get to sell-a-brate wif a taste of da mommas' drinkies!

Yeah, it ain't probably gonna happen.

Yeah, a pup can dream . . .

Relacksayshun Day

Today it are Relacksayshun Day.

Da three of us always relacks after our morning walks.  I mean, after all dat barkin at udder dogs, chasin at skwerrils, cars, bunnehs, and joggers,  and growlin at dangerous branches we is ready for a bit of relacksin!

After all, we have to have enerjeez for all da all-nite BarkFest!