My momma got me a new computer!
What momma? Da new computer are not just for me???
Oh, dat are right, it are also for storin pickshures of my cutie pie BFF.
I mean, it's not like ya would be doing anything else on it right??
I mean, it's not like dere's anything else ya need to be doin on there besides sharin pickshures of your really really ridiculously good-lookin pups.
Here it are, it are pink!! And I has already been told I can't chew it. RATS!
Ok, dis computer stuff are BORING!
I's ready for a nap!