It are my birthday today!
I are 8!
I got some pawsome presents!
Ally gave me a cute lil raccoon toy.
Grandma got me dis pawsome crab!
And momma got me dis avocado toast toy along wif cookies and a new dress she made.
Really momma, avocado toast? Well, you are a millennial and dis are why we can't afford a house wif a yard. BOL!
And momma also got me dis birthday cookie! YUM!