Me and Finley went on a plutotonic date wif our pal Charlie, who comes from a land down under. We had da bestest time!! A whole bunch of our pals came too! Charlie already wrote all about our date, but I's gonna tell ya bout da trip down and Finley are gonna tell ya bout da plane ride back.
Look at dose eyes! What a cutie!!
HunBun picked us up in his Leer Jet. We went down to Luv Field to meets him, yep dat are what one of our airports are called. Luv Field, which are kinda perfect for Date Day, even if it are a plutotonic date. Since we was not flyin comershul, I didn't get to see my TSA peeps. I'd made pretty good friends wif some of dem when I was flyin all da time, dey always liked my Security shirt. And I luved gettin da pat downs! For some reason, my momma didn't feel da same way bout da pat downs. I fink dose TSA peeps were confusin terrierists wif terrorists back den, but anyways, enuf of dis digreshun. We met our plane at Luv Field.
See, da inside of dis Lear Jet are pretty nice, no havin to hide in da lil carrier at anybody's feet on dis plane. Charlie had even arranged for da movie to be Oklahoma! which I apprecamatated since it are my favorite movie!
All our pals who were comin were already on board. HunBun had picked up Bertie from Scotland and he had picked up Buddy from da middle of nowheres in Canookistan. And he'd gotten Zoe from Idunno, Freckles from Mitch Again, and Puffy from New Mexico. Puffy's sisfur, da lovely and bootiful Miss Coco Rose passed away dis week, so we was drinkin da cocktails in her honor on da way Down Under. She were a pup who loved a pawty, so we wuz celebratin for her.
I asked HunBun "Did ya remember to stop at da Haggis Trees when you was in Scotland pickin up Bertie? And did ya stock da Leer Jet wif Glenfiddich."
And HunBun told me "Gud gweif, ob course I did dat. Oy bey, you pupses fink I can't remember nuffin."
And I told him dat I were just makin sure, ya know how us terrierists are. Gotta check everything. So we was all enjoyin some Haggis and Scotch and den I started makin da cocktails for everypup. Den we brought out da BBQ so we could have a real good pawty!
Bertie were da life of da pawty, tellin all kindsa jokes. I fink he were tryin to impress Finley. Finley got da idea in her head dat she could start singing. Well, Finley are an ok singer when she are not pretendin she are a mezzo-soprano in da opera or somefin. Den da squeakin makes ya wish ya had earplugs. I barked her good and told her we didn't wanna be deaf by da time we got to our date.
Well, we wuz partyin on da plane, or pre-gamin as ya might call it, BOL! Zoe were battin her lashes at everypup around, she are a big ol flirt despite all dis tomboy talk. I are not sure if she are usin Maybelline Great Lash or some of dose fake eyelashes. Dey looked kinda like dose Eylure Katy Perry false eyelashes to me, but I dunno know.
Maybe she's born wif it (I don't fink so) or maybe it are Maybelline.
Anyways, we wuz playin music too, specially Men At Work since we was headin to Australia for a roo hunt. I was practicin my crikeys too.
Den we landed in Australia . . . if ya wants to read bout da rest of our date, head on over to Charlie Down Under in Oz. It were a fun time - lotsa bootiful places, a roo hunt, swimmin and playin water polo, and a romantically dinner. It were da bestest date ever, dose Aussie blokes know how to do a date right.