So I were on Guard Duty when I heard da mailman comin down da street. I started barkin it up like crazy, I were not sure, it might be a zombie mailman. Anyways, I barked and I barked and den da mailman had da nerve to ring my doorbell. What da woof??? So I barked him up real good. Momma opened da door and dere were a package.
It were addressed to me! And it said it were from Da County Line. OMD! Could it be? Air ribs!! And all for me.
When I opened the box, I was startled to find a whole Texas BBQ feast just for me!
What da woof? When I opened my eyes, da MEATZ™ were gone. It were all a dream. Rats! I wuz very disappointed.
Den later today, Finley's momma pulled out da Nilla wafers. OMD, I luvs me some nillas and I hasn't gotten any in years!
Well, dat made da day better!
I still woulda liked dat BBQ though.