Today I are thirteen and a half. I didn't really get to do anything major to celebrates, but I did get some bacon dis morning, so I's not complainin. Well, not bout da breakfast.
Da groomin on da udder paw? What da woof?? Now, I don't really mind a bath, but NAIL TRIMMING? And STRIPPING? On my half birthday??? For years I never really had to get my nails trimmed - I just walked and wore em down and my dew claws wuz removed when I wuz a baby, so I only got nail trims when da weather wuz so bad I wasn't gettin to walk. But now I are not walkin, which means my nails ain't gettin worn down, which means nail trims. Which I hate. Wif a pashun. Since I had to put up wif dat on my half birthday, I thinks I deserve a steak for dinner. Just sayin.
Anyways, me and momma are doin ok. She still wishes I could walk on my own, but I are happy to be movin at all. Sometimes she gets sad becuz it are like I are a broken doll - still cute and sweet, but I just can't do what I used to. But we really is bestest pals and I are glad she has been helpin me out so much. And I guess I is lucky to have her as my momma, even if she does trim my nails. No one are pawfect after all. So dis are our song for today, it are a few years old, but hey, so are I.
I had a bath today - it was a new place as Mom finally got transferred to where she and Dad had a house so we weren't away from him all week, and I didn't get my groomies by her little condo. I was so scared because it was new and they left me, but they said "we're going to get GOODIES" which they always say when they're going out to get foodables so I felt better. I had the nicest people groom me and I am so soft now and my furs is not so scratchy, so it's good. Happy 13th and a half birthday beautiful girl!
ReplyDeleteAbby Lab
I just get stuck wif my momma groomin me.
DeleteHappy !3.5 birthday Whitley! We don't think you are like a broken doll, we think you are just using a different gear now, like a little sport's car :) We are glad your Mama has her umbrella over you ; she can be your shelter from the storm. XO
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
Yup, and I needed it dis week, BOL!
DeleteOh Happy Midway Birthday!! I hope you got some special treats.
ReplyDeleteMy daddy says if my legs get any worse, I might be in the same place you are. It stinks but at least we can move around right? Sending you a big pug hug!!!
xxooo MaddiethePug
Yeah, movin are better dan not.
DeleteAwww, thirteen and a half! Hey, you're catching up to me, BOL! in about 5 or 6 weeks I'll be 14...OMD!
ReplyDeleteYou had a bath, and more...but um...I shoulda had one too...I was out back with her snoopervising and digging as she cleaned up branches and junk...and well, later she found a tick on me...eeuuwwwww! And about 2 weeks ago she put the anti-vermin stuff on me...go figure.
Glad you got your bacon...pawppy had shrimp and he didn't share even with the kitties. Growlmy ate other stuff, she hates shrimp...BOL!
Shrimp?? My momma LUVS shrimp!
DeleteHappy Half Birthday! I'm sorry about your nail trim and not walking so much! <3 At least there was bacon, though!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, bacon are better!
Delete13 and a half is a milestone! Enjoy the bacon and you are doing great with your wheels. Roll on, Friend!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Fanks!
DeleteHappy half barkday!!
ReplyDeleteEdgar and his mum
Fank you!
DeleteWoof! Happy 13.5 Birthday Whitley!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate nail trimming too and it takes both my hoomans to do it BOL
Anyways you look great at this young age heehee
Bowie
Yeah, I hates it big time. I don't see why my momma has to do it, she likes her long nails.
DeleteOMD, gurl, lookin' GOOD!!!! Happy Happy Happy half Burthday!!!! I thinks you should have gotten a pitcher of margaritas...that's what I thinks...oh, maybe I can bring the margarita truck overs! Oh, waits...it's STILL rainin', and I gots to gets some new tires on the old girl...(no...NOT Ma!!! hehehehe). Okays, I'll have to send them by FedEx overnights ~ geeze, I hopes they don't drink it all before it gets to you.....
ReplyDeleteOh, and I also HATES HATES HATES to gets my talons trimmed!!! Ma has to take me to the vetties to have them do it, cause I protest too much! Even thoughs I gets two walkies a day, they STILL don't gets worn down! Ma says they are like steel or somethings...maybe likes Edward Sissorhands! hehehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Could be. I was cryin and makin a commoshin over it - and not one bloody toenail either.
DeleteHappy 13.5 Birthday, Whitley!
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteA very merry un-birthday to you!
ReplyDeleteFanks y'all!
Deletewe think you should get steak for your half birthday ;)
ReplyDeleteI think I should get steak everyday.
DeleteNow that you have your Whitelymobile, is your Whitleyraft ready for you and pool ball
ReplyDeleteI made need to upgrade da S.S. Whitley - I'm on bout my fifth vershun and dis one looks like it might not make it through da summer.
DeleteHey Whitley, Happy thirteen and a half! Surely there will be steak for dinner? I have never yet have my nails trimmed, but gosh I can sympathise with you about the stripping. Better tell your Momma to make that two steaks.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Gail tells me that Texan steaks are VERY BIG and she thinks just the one would suffice.
Yeah, well, everything are bigger in Texas.
DeleteJoey and I are due for a trip to Miss Jacquie the groomer pretty soon. Joey hates it when anyone messes with his feet and nails.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad to see you up and about on your wheelies! Happy 13 and a half birthday!
Fanks!
DeleteWe understand why your momma worries so much. She just wants you to be young furever. BUTT that is no excuse to trim your nails on a half birfday! Did you get some ice cream?
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
Yeah, I don't know what nail trimmin has to do wif keepin me young.
DeleteYou have a pawesome Momma, she adores you!!!! Happy 13 and a half sweetheart! xoxo DakotasDen
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteHappy 13 and a half.
ReplyDeleteFank you!
DeleteHappy Belated 13 and a half Barkday ;) Sawry you had to get the toe nails cute I hates it too.
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Matt
Nail trimmin are da worst.
DeleteHappy Half Birthday! We hate getting our nails done too and sure hope you got that steak for dinner.
ReplyDeleteFanks y'all!
Delete"Happy Birthday to woo, Happy Birthday to woo, Happy Birthday sweet adorable Whitley, Happy Birthday to wooooooo-00000!" (as sung by the FiveSibes! They like to howl!) I hope you had a wonderful day! You look so darling! Today is my father's birthday, too! Oh, and I love your St. Patrick's Day cartoon header!
ReplyDeleteFanks y'all!
Deletewhitely....stoppin bye with bee lated best fises & dawg bone dishez.... ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ya noe we iz knot a loud on line on de week oh endz less itz like ....well...we dunno what...but any way.... a most happee day two ewe, we hope ya had an awesum kinda day & we wish ewe health & happee nezz in de yeer a head ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteFanks tabbies!
DeleteBelated Happy Birthday!
ReplyDelete-Achae
Fank you!
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