Dere was a pup who loved to arooo
She would bark da sky for bein blue
Today she woofed some dirt
Mom's laffs, well dey hurt
So den she turned and barked at her too!
Now, bout dis barkin dirt stuff, I are pretty sure it were a zombie risin right outta da ground to attack da neighborhood, instead of it bein somebody diggin round dere sprinkler system likes momma finks. I are confident dat it are my barkin dat kept da zombiez in da ground where dey belong! I were not confusin it for a bunny multiple times, despite da roomers dat my momma has been spreadin. I were keepin da neighborhood safe from zombiez.
See, dis are da face of a proud member of da #zombiesquad defendin da town. Not a pup who confuses dirt clods wif bunnies.
I did not no pool ball today on counts of it stormin like crazy. Da thunder boomers do not bother me none, cept for da lack of pool ball times. Momma says I may not get no pool ball for a couple days becuz it are gonna be cold and stormy tomorrow too. Dis stinks!!
