Y'all might notice I's lookin a lil guilty in dis selfie. Well, all I gotta say is it are not my fault! I's blamin it all on da roids. Roids make a girl very thirsty. And pups who's drunk a whole bowl a water sometimes can't wait till dere mommas wake up. And den dey also sometimes can't wait for dere mommas to put on clothes so dey can take dem out. It are not my fault. I don't know how Mark McGuire and Barry Bonds and all dose guys handled it. Maybe dat are why dey ran for home so fast.
