Friday, April 29, 2016

I Could Teach You, But I'd Have To Charge


Hey y'all!  TGIF!  Today wuz ok, but I didn't have a good nite last nite.  I wuz shakin and pantin multiple times - mostly I just wanted my momma to hold me.


But today I seems to be doing a lil better, I has only had a couple of shakin in-sa-dents.  I's still not movin much though.  Maybe I are feelin better cuz of da cute diner-themed dress Finley's momma made me?  It are da opposite side of my burger dress.


And it has burgers, fries, hot dogs, pies, and milkyshakes on it!


Wif milkyshake buttons!


Yeah, my milkshake brings all da boys to da yard and I could teach ya, but I'd have to charge.


Da boys are waiting . . . .


BOL BOL!  Damn right, it's better dan yours!


Anyways, we had a stormy day today, so no stroller patrols or pool time.  I did get to go on a car ride - it wuz to da vet's, but only to pick up some meddysins for Finley.  I did get to see a couple of my vet tech friends though.  Den my momma left to go take some boring test (she passed by da way) and I watched Oklahoma wif Finley's momma.  And we ate LOTSA Nillas together.

Den da mommas worked on strippin off da ugly wallpaper in da kitchen and I took a nap in my UCLA bed where I could snoopervise em.


My momma made pizza tonite (yeah, if ya notice, everyone round here likes different things on dere pizza - my momma are like da Home Alone kid and are all bout da cheeze pizza).  I gots some crust and some sossidge (my momma has no problem handin dat out since she don't want it on her pizza, BOL!)  I's hopin for a better nite tonite and so are my momma, she said somefin bout wantin to be able to get some sleep.  BOL!

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  1. We are drooling over your dress and that pizza. We will cross our paws that you have a great nights sleep.

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  2. Crikey Whitley ...... I can't concentrate on anything but that pizza. I think you said something about milkshakes or was it that you were shakin'. Crikey I dunno just give me some of that pizza, aye??

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    1. Come to my house on Friday nite - it are always pizza nite here.

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  3. Hope you do have a better night tonight
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  4. Mama is just dying over those milkshake buttons!!! What a pawsome dress!!

    She says to look up at lunchtime and wave at the sky...'cause she should be flying over you house and she'll be waving back!! She gets to go see our Grandma and Grandpa tomorrow in Austin!!!
    Smileys!
    Arty, Dory, Jakey & Bilbo

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    1. How pawsome! We'll be waving!

      Tell her to have big fun in Austin - my momma are way jealous.

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  5. A Nilla wafer party? Whut da woof? Maybe I shouldn'ta gone off to take a nap in da sewin' room.... ratz!!!

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    1. Ya know da rules Finn, ya snooze, ya lose.

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  6. your pretty dress is making me hungry!
    i get the shakes & pants too but mostly it's when i see a fly. (they scare me)
    xoxo, bailey unleashed

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  7. What do you mean charge? You show off all your dresses but never your credit cards. I don't think you could charge.

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    1. I know enuf not to put up pics of my credit cards, udderwise you'd steal da number and I'd be seeing charges from ParrotDate.com.

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    2. I've never heard of ParrotDate.com. I use ParrotPorn.com.

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    3. BOL, and even being dat wild ya still can't find a boyfriend?

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  8. You look beautiful in your new dress Whitley,and I hopes you had a better night,xx Speedy

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  9. Honestly Whitley, we would LOVE to see your closet!!! You have a bigger collection of dresses than anybody we know!! This diner dress is SO adorable!!! The buttons are AWESOME!! We are not happy to hear that you had a bad night again and we sure do hope that you get some sleep tonight...putting our paws together that tonight is better for you. Hope you don't mind...we would love to come to your house for Friday night PIZZA!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  10. PIZZA! I love your new dress, Whitley☺

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  11. we will cross our paws for a better nite tonite and we will dream about this masterpiece of a pizza!

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  12. Glad you might be a tiny bit better Whitley. Hang in there. We sure send lots of good thoughts.

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  13. Hari Om
    I hope it has been a better night fur ya Whitley... I'm with your mum on the cheese pizza!!! Glad you are getting lots of treats and hugs and attention from the boys!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. I did get some quality time wif Finley's daddy dis morning.

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  14. We sure hope you had a better night last night Whitley. A purdy girl like you needs her beauty sleep! Do you help your momma study? What is she studying? Have a good weekend!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

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    1. Yeah, I helped. She are tryin to become a personal trainer and she passed her certifikayshun test! Yay!

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  15. Joey dog here. Excellent pizza you got there! We always get pepperoni, mushrooms, and sausage. Ghostwriter takes off the sausage and gives it to me! Hope you're feeling better today.

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    1. Fanks! Our pizza gets split into quarters cuz everyone likes different things.

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  16. I love your dress so much! It reminds me of the good ol' days. ♥ Seriously, that pizza has my stomach growling. We had thunderstorms all night here so not much sleep. I hope that your shaking is better. ♥ ♥

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    1. We had some storms earlier in da day, but dey has never bothered me at all.

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  17. You look very pretty in your dress. Mom wants to reach through the monitor and grab a slice of pizza!!!



    The Florida Furkids

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  18. Pizza looks fantastic! We say your Mom sure has a lot of energy...we hope you improve a bit, Whitley, we really do:-)

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    1. It are good she does since she has to carry me round all day.

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  19. Someone sure loves onions on their pizza slice! Our Mama is like your Mama, she likes double cheese on her pizza and nothing else..well once in a while,some pineapple too:)

    Whitley, we are glad you sleep with your Mama and that she can help you when you are feeling a little shakey.Speaking of shakey, you do look pretty darn milkshakey sweet in that dress! We hope the next few nights will be better for you.Sending you and your Mama lots of love.

    the critters in the cottage xo

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    1. Fanks y'all. Da onion fanatic are Finley's momma.

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  20. Just stopping by to see how you're doing - You look beautiful,and I'm glad you're feeling a bit better! We'll keep sending good vibes from our corner of Virginia!! Take care!

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  21. Seriously, I feel like I need to have a snack after reading your posts this week. Pizza and milkshakes sound so delicious! We're super sorry about the shakes...that can make for a long, long night. Sweet dreams tonight, Whitley!
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Fanks. I's hopin for a better nite tonite.

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  22. I'm sorry you had a rough night! ((hugs))

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  23. I hope you get to feeling lots better. I know your dress makes you feel better,,, cause its so pretty

    love
    tweedles

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  24. Wow that pizza looks delicious!! Drooling ;) We sure hope you start feeling better!

    xoxo,
    Matt & Matilda

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  25. Your dress made growlmy hungry, BOL!

    Sending tons of POTP! You are staying so cheerful, that is good!
    ((((( ♥ )))))

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