Monday, April 25, 2016
The Perfect Date
Hey y'all. Today wuz anudder ok day. It started off not so great. Well, me and momma woke up and she did my exorcising and I did my nappin. Two hours of exorcisin are not my idea of entertainment. BIG YAWN. She says it helps distract her from stuff and relieves stress. I say naps do dat better, so we are just gonna have to disagree.
She decided to test me out in my Whitley Wheels.™ I'd been takin a break from em since I'd gone out in my front leg. She wuz using my most favoritest snacks, Nillas, to try to get me to walk. I took bout two very stumbly steps wif my front paws den lied down and let out a sad lil howl. It wuz just too hard. Momma felt like she had been a big meanie, but she wanted me to try. At least she gave me da Nillas.
Me and momma spent lots of time cuddlin today. We even color-coordinated again. And momma finished my new dress - it wuz sposed to be for May, but she figgered she'd better go ahead and finish it since she'd already started.
Den we went on a walkie. Today wuz a lot better - no jerk peeples around. I got to see a duck too and Finley ran at it and made dat sassy duck fly. Which wuz fun to watch.
I wuz smart and used my stroller edge as a headrest again.
Den me and momma went out to hang by da pool. After all, today wuz da perfect date. April 25th.
Or a bikini if ya lives in Dallas and you're my momma. It wuz 86 here today - no light jackets for us.
Since it wuz so warm I got to get in da pool.
I enjoyed lyin on da S.S. Whitley.
Den I napped by da pool while I dried off.
It are Monday, and round here dat means Wingstop night. I got my more dan my usual share of da rolls (YUM!) and momma also gave me some chikken (most of it are too spicy for us pups - my momma are a mango habanero fanatic, but she gave me a lil bit dat wuzn't dat spicy). But best of all - I got somefin really speshul!!
Yup, I got beer! I got a lil bit poured up in a bowl - it wuz delishus! Where has beer been all my life anyways? Now I know why momma likes it so much, BOL BOL!