Oh da Outwage!

So my Aussie pal from a land down under Charlie wanted to see a picture of me post-strippins.

As y'all can see, I's a lil fluffier lookin.  Momma got a huge ball of white furs off of me, but somehow I still winds up lookin fluffier.  It are like reverse hair-kology of somethin I fink.

I don't know what she are gonna do with all my furs dat she steals.  Last night she were talking about makin a needle-felted westie outta my furs after she saw da cute lil needle felted schnauzer dat Zoe showed off on her doggy bloggy.  She were saying "what would look more like a westie dan real westie furs??" or something kinda like dat.  I think she are officially crazy.

Anyways, she are still sane enuf dat she membered to take me for my walk.  After all, she made me look all cute and fluffy with da strippins so I had to show off my cuteness to da world.  Can you believe dat no one stopped to pet me da whole time????  OMD, it are an OUTWAGE!  So I had to beg for pets from my momma and Finley's momma.  We saw some peoples when me and Finley had a water break and dey talked to da mommas and said we were cute.  So I tried to go up to da woman to get pets, but she went right into her house instead!!  I think dere are somethin wrong wif her, maybe she are secretly a zombie so dat are why she do not want to get to close or somethin since I would sniffs her out.  

Den Finley went to da vet to get her blood stolen and I stayed here and did guard duty.  I are Head of Security round dis place and it are a very important job.  I gotta protect against invadin zombies, skwerrils, varmints, zombie varmints, well, ya names it.  

I guess it are back to work for me . . .