Monday, February 17, 2014

Oh da Outwage!

So my Aussie pal from a land down under Charlie wanted to see a picture of me post-strippins.


As y'all can see, I's a lil fluffier lookin.  Momma got a huge ball of white furs off of me, but somehow I still winds up lookin fluffier.  It are like reverse hair-kology of somethin I fink.

I don't know what she are gonna do with all my furs dat she steals.  Last night she were talking about makin a needle-felted westie outta my furs after she saw da cute lil needle felted schnauzer dat Zoe showed off on her doggy bloggy.  She were saying "what would look more like a westie dan real westie furs??" or something kinda like dat.  I think she are officially crazy.

Anyways, she are still sane enuf dat she membered to take me for my walk.  After all, she made me look all cute and fluffy with da strippins so I had to show off my cuteness to da world.  Can you believe dat no one stopped to pet me da whole time????  OMD, it are an OUTWAGE!  So I had to beg for pets from my momma and Finley's momma.  We saw some peoples when me and Finley had a water break and dey talked to da mommas and said we were cute.  So I tried to go up to da woman to get pets, but she went right into her house instead!!  I think dere are somethin wrong wif her, maybe she are secretly a zombie so dat are why she do not want to get to close or somethin since I would sniffs her out.  

Den Finley went to da vet to get her blood stolen and I stayed here and did guard duty.  I are Head of Security round dis place and it are a very important job.  I gotta protect against invadin zombies, skwerrils, varmints, zombie varmints, well, ya names it.  

I guess it are back to work for me . . . 

25 comments:

  1. I'd be glad to do zombie squad duty and you's could go to da vampire vet... bol!

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    1. I don't like dat whole going in da backroom deal, so I think I'll let you do dat one.

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  2. Wate. Whut???? Yu an' yur LWD cuteness wuz out fur a walk an' nod one single peeple camed ober tu see yur cuteness up cwose an' hab da honur ob pattin' yur 'dorable LWD head??? Yu r wite, Whitwey. Dis r a hoooge outwage!!! OMD. :D

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    1. Yeah, it are pretty terribull. I were lookin all cute for nufin.

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  3. You are very brave to be on guard duty, Whitley! You just never knows when those zombies will come around. Can't believe nobody petted you while you were looking so adorable!

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    1. Yeah, it are pretty unbeweavable but it are da sad troof.

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  4. Yu gots Zombies in Texas?! All's we gots 'round here is, well, I better not say. But it's a religious group that spilled ofur frum Utah.

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    1. Are you sure dey are not zombies Zoe? Zombies can where da magical underwears too . . .

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    2. I waz gonna say sumfin like that, they kinda act like zombies. But din't want to offend no one. :-/

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  5. Um...Am I missing something?? Magical undies??


    Guard duty actually means bark em duty, right?? I think you and I would make a great barkering team!

    You should have barked and whined to get your needed petting from that lady. Works fur me...

    Woofs!

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    1. I do try barkin at people to pet me, but momma says I are scarin dem away. :(

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  6. We think a needle felted mini-Whtley would be perfect!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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    1. Yeah, I are gonna have to get my momma to get to work on dat one!

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  7. Does this strippin involve a pole...heheh sometimes I cracks myself up.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. BOL, dat kinds strippin would be more fun I think.

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  8. Wait a minute . . . NO ONE stopped to pet you???? How can that be? What kind of a world is this becoming? Please tell us that crowds formed as you passed by!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Crowds shoulda formed, but they didn't. Dis world are a disgwace.

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  9. OoH My!! We can't beleeves no one stopped to pet you either! Our mom would have been all over you likes a fly on honey. :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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    1. Too bad more peoples don't have good sense like your momma. BOL!

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  10. EVery time we get a brushin Mom says we have enough to make another westie. Maybe she should save it and make one of these. And it is really brave of you to guard against those vampire zombies that steal you BFF's blood.

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    1. Well, I were just guardin against house invadin' brain eatin' zombies - she's gotta deal with da vampire vet on her own, BOL!

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  11. You are not going to believe this, but my peep just got an e-mail for a Zombie Run. It's supposed to be FUN. Silly people. I lovely your fluffy furs. =)
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. OMD, it are not fun! You better goes with so your peep's brains do not get eaten by zombies!!

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  12. wut da wut? sum peeples arr juss so much dum, dey doan no a good thing wen dey see it. is juss a missery to me. an affer a brushin? dats insalt ta ingury!

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    1. Yeah, it were pretty bad! At least I got petted yesterday by a lil girl on her way home from lemintery schools.

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