Thursday, March 6, 2014

More Liebster Questions!

So my cutie patootie schnauzer pal Fizzy nominated me for a Liebster Award.  Since I's already asked some questions and tagged pals recently, I are just gonna answer Fizzy's questions, ok?


1.  How did you get to be at your forever home?  My momma wanted a westie pup real bad.  Accidentally, she did not get her driver's permit in time for her to get her license (Texas makes you have da permit for 6 months before you get da license and Finley's momma and my momma was confuserated bout it.)  She didn't get her permit until da ends of June, which meant she couldn't get her license until da ends of December.  And her birfday are at da end of November.  Since she didn't have a license, she didn't want a car for her sixteenth birfday and wanted a puppy instead (she got da car for Chrissymas).  She'd liked westies for a while and Finley's momma found me in ad in da newspaper.  She drover up to Gainsville and met da breeder who had pupses.  She were a Cherokee lady from Oklahoma.  Momma wanted a girl puppy, so Finley's momma looked at da girls.  I already had my ears up and were da friendliest, so she picked me and drove me home to Plano.  My momma got outta school early dat day (she were "sick" - sick of high school) to meet me.  She were so happy!  She says I's da best present she ever got.
2.  Who named you and why did they pick that name?  My momma named me.  She wanted a name dat started with a W so it went wif westie.  She were planning on namin me Whitney until she saw da name Whitley in a baby book.  It means "white meadow."  My momma's name are Kimberley, which means "from da royal fortress meadow," so my momma liked how Whitley sounded like her name and also had da white meadow meaning.  My middle name are Michelle, after da Beatles song.



3.  Do you like cheese?  I luvs cheese - cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, monterrey jacks, you names it and I luvs it!
4.  What's your favorite human food?  MEATZ.  I luvs em all.  Chicken, steak, bacon, ya names it!  
5.  How do let your pawrents know you have to go out and potty?  I barks at em.  Da problem are, I barks at em for all kindsa other reasons, so mostly my momma just tries to take me out at regular times.  I also goes over by da front door and bark - dat let's em know I need to go out.
6.  Do you sleep in your people's beds?  I sleep in da lower right corner of my momma's bed.  She tries real hard to get me to sleep up next to her and snuggle, but dat corner are my spot and it are nearest da door so I can do a good job guardin her from zombiez.
7.  Are you a snuggly pal, or would you rather get pets from far away?  I know I just said I don't like da night snuggles, but other than that I like snugglin.  I like sitting in laps and gettin pets.  I also like sitting right next to my momma in a chair - I just wedge myself right in, I guess I's lucky her booty are not too big for dat.
8.  Do you like to give kisses?  Yeah, I luvs kisses.  I specially like kissing Ally, momma's sister.  I'll just lick her up like crazy.  I like to give momma and Finley's momma and daddy kissies too.
9.  What's the one thing you did that scared the poop out of your people?  Well, besides me and Finley's fights, when I were a tiny puppy I jumped in da pool repeatedly.  Da first time, momma thought maybe Hank accidentally knocked me in da pool because he had a big ol waggin basset tail.  But den momma saw me take a runnin leap and land in da pool.  And dis were in November and it were COLD and I were teeny!!  So dat were pretty scary for da peoples and I only got to go out in a backyard on leash for da rest of dat winter.  Oh, and da time dat scary woman tried to steal me at UCLA, but I didn't really do dat one, it just happened to me.
10.  Who do you bark the most at?  Who don't I bark at?  BOL BOL!  Uh, probably Finley cuz I lives wif her and bark her when she are scratchin or has a toy in her mouth or are sittin on a person's lap - basically all da time.

Now here are your daily dose of cuteness - I are wearin my new Grumpy sweater.



See how Grumpy has new wrinkles?  Dat are my wrinkly back - I has lotsa wrinkles.  My newest nickname are Ruffles - cuz Ruffles has ridges, get's it?  Yeah yeah, my momma are SO funny.

14 comments:

  1. BOL! Good job protecting your Momma from the zombies! And Momma wants to know where'd you get that sweater?!?

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    1. Petsmart. Dey were on sales too - only like $6.27 or somefin.

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    2. And dey had Tinkerbell and Minnie ones, too...I needs a Grumpy one Momma sez... I sez I don't know whut she's yammerin' about...

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  2. Whitley Michelle, can you please tell us about the scary lady who tried to steal you at UCLA? I don't seem to remember anything about that.

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    1. Well, my momma were walkin me round UCLA's campus in da summer time and dis big dog was off leash and came running at me. I started barkin and causin a commotion of course. Den da woman who had da dog scooped me up (I were on an extenda-leash) and would not put me down. I were squirming and tryin to get away, but she were holding me real tight. Momma yelled at her to put me down and she wouldn't, so momma punched in her in da jaw (she were tall). Den she finally let go and momma grabbed me and took off.

      Dis weird guy came out from da bushes and den da campus police showed up (I guess dey'd heard da screaming). They asked momma what da problem was and she told her that the woman had been tryin to steal my dog or something and he went off to talk to them.

      Around dis time, there'd been some reported dog-nappings of little dogs in da area and momma guessed dat's what dey was tryin to do with me - dat da woman would pass the dog off to da guy in da bushes or something. Da whole thing were very strange and scary.

      I were scared of strange women for about 6 months after dat and would hide in between my momma's legs when we saw them on a walk. Guess that woman had to rethink who she tried to mess with - just because my because my momma were blonde and looked like she wandered over from da Playboy Bunny house, she are strong from years of swimmin and knows how to throw a mean uppercut. She literally staggered.

      And all da time Finley's momma were on the phone on the headset, freakin out bout what was going on.

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    2. Yeah, my Momma wuz freakin' out... she wished she had been there to help her beat up da would-be dognapper.

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  3. Whitley Michelle, can you please tell us about the scary lady at UCLA who tried to steal you? I don't seem to remember anything about that.

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  4. Oopsie - My typist is having a bad day....

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  5. Dognapping would have been really bad, YIKES! Glad you got to where you needed to be, with your OWN furmily.

    Lots of BOL's here!
    And Woofs!

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    1. Yeah, it were not a fun sperience dat are for sure.

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  6. Congratulations on your award Whitley. We so agree anything for cheese. LOL jumping in a cold pool you were a mad or should we say brave pup. Yikes at you nearly getting diog-napped. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Hope you has a pawsome Friday too. I still luvs swimmin, but now I waits for warm weather!

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  7. Congratulations on your award, Whitley! We love hearing how you got your name and we love getting to know you better!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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