Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Not a Fashun Eggsecory
Yeah, dere are a reason I are wearin dis bandage and it are not a fashun eggsecory. It are cuz one of my toenails wuz bleedin when I came home from my Zombie Patrol™. And da same thing happened yesterday, it kinda freaked my momma out. See, she wuz out gettin a fizzy water from da garage fridge for her exorcisin and she saw blood on da kitchen floor. Well, dat wuz yesterday and I got all bandaged up until my toenail stopped bleedin (I don't clot real great and can tend to bleed for quite a while). Well, my footsie was fine all of yesterday and last night, but today after out walk, it wuz doin da same thing. Maybe it are cuz I keep balkin and diggin my feet into da sidewalk. But if momma would just let me nap in da naybor's yard, dis probably wouldn't happen.
Anyways, I were not feelin real great. I even let my momma cuddle me last night instead of goin straight to my Head of Security Guard Post at da foot of da bed. I went up to momma and wanted snuggles. Dat never happens!
I's just hopin my foot don't do no bleedin stuff tomorrows.