Well, today's Zombie Patrol™ wuz pretty eggcitin. Mostly becuz dere wuz nasty skwerrilz in my front yard. Me and Finley chased em right up da naybor's tree. If I hadn't been stuck on such a short leash, I probably could caught one. Next time I'll get ya tree rat.
We also inspectorated da nayborhood for zombies - dere wuz none out today, maybe it are too cold for zombies. And I left a present for dem dogs dat always bark at me, BOL. My momma calls it anger poopin - I gets real mad when I sees another dog sometimes den I poop. I just calls it markin terriertory.
It are colder dan it's been bein, so I wore one of my Christmassy jackets today. Finley wore a matchin one, we wuz twinsies. And since some of y'all are confused, my BFF Finley are a girl. Just likes me. Ya can trust me, I's sniffed down there plenty and she's definitely a sister, not a mister.