Momma says I wuz doin my Bad Santa impresshun and dat it looked like I'd been imbibin too much of da nog. Do she even look at herself in da mirror when she wakes up? She are not one to talk bout crazy lookin furs.
In other news, dere tons of food bein made round here which are always a good thing. I been doin my best job to trip da peeps in da kitchen - sometimes it even works!