BON-JOUR-NO. Yup, me and momma says it like Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards. BOL! Momma thinks I looks like an Eye-tal-ian dude when I wear my t-shirts and jerseys. Somefin bout da flown chest hairs. All I need are a gold chain I guess. Hmmm, if dat means I can get some chicken parmigiana or raviolis, I guess it are all right.
Well, not too much eggcitement happened round here today cuz of da rains. And da colds.
Yeah, dere's a bad moon on da rise.
Which meant no pool time, no walkies, just a whole lotta nappin goin on. I kept my momma company while she read some. As I said, not eggciting, but I enjoyed da cuddle time. Momma tried to distract herself from stuff, it are not workin too well. I's a lot da same today - only one lil in-sa-dent, so dat are good, but I's still not movin at all. I didn't even bark today when a repair-dude wuz messin wif da gutters. And before, I woulda been barkin up a storm. I just don't gots da energeez. Finley barked a lil for me, I guess she will make an ok Head of Securitee, but she really should up her barkin game.
Now I's watchin da Spurs wif my momma. And I gots some chikken and bread tonite. Yummm. Lastest nite, we watched Game of Thrones - Tyrion used to be my favorite (he are lil, smart, and TUFF!) but I's recently developed an appresheayshun for Bran. If ya watch da show, ya knows why. Momma said she are NOT Hodor though, BOL BOL!
Yeah, she are cuter dan Hodor I guess. She certainly has more to say dan he does. And if ya gots no clue what I are barkin bout, sorry for da Nerd Out. I's blamin it all on momma. Cuz I cans.