Hey y'all. It wuz not a good day today. Lastest nite, I developed dis nasty swellin round da base of my tail. It are very inflamed and red and oozing goo. Yeah, no fun. It are kinda like a hot spot, cept it are very inflamed and momma does not know how I gots it. It's not like I can chew back there and irritate it or nuffin. I'm not Finley - my BFF has da flecks-ability of a master Yogi Bear or a member of Cirque du Puppy or somefin. It just kinda seems like my body are betrayin me every which way it can.
I wuz sposed to go to da vet today, but da mommas gots a call on da way there dat da vetman had a family emeurgency, so we just came home. I wuz wheezin on da way to da vet - and I has been wheezin some off and on today.
My momma are smilin here, but her and Finley's momma been cryin all day. Cuz it are gettin closer and closer for da time when I are gonna go to da Land of Infinites Bacons and Eggy Weggies and Smashed Taters and all dat goodness. Probably some time dis week or next. I's just not doing good at all - not movin at all, startin to have some breathin problems, and da shakin and pantin stuffs. More on dat in a lil.
I gots to go on a stroller ride today. I saw a schnauzer pup and I tried to bark, but my bark sounded funny, kinda muffled like. Almost like when I used to bark when I had a toy in my mouth. Anudder not good thing. And my momma just bout lost it when some woman said to me "aren't you supposed to be walking??" Let's just say there were LOTS of HBO words involved and my momma yellin dat I wuz crippled and dying and thanks for rubbing it in. It just stinks, we's tryin to enjoy what lil time we gots left and some peeps have to go be rood. I can't walk, I don't know what dat woman's eggscuse wuz, cuz she didn't look like she had been on a walk or had any eggcercise in a decade or more.
So, wif dat as da inspirayshun, dis are today's song . . .
Yeah, mind your own biskits rood peeples!! Ackshually, I could really go fur some biskits and gravy. #SouthernGirl4Life
After da walk, I went out to da backyard wif my momma. It wuz a perfect weather day, 75 and sunny. But I wuz not doing good, I wuz alternatin between shakin/shiverin and pantin. And wheezin a lil too. No pool time today, kinda obvious why.
Tonite wuz a surprise - Whataburger on a Tuesday instead of da normal Wednesday Whataburger. I gotta go on a car ride there.
And da mommas got a kiddo's Just-a-burger for me and Finn to split.
I can haz cheezeburger! It are probably da most I has eaten at once in days, what can ya say, I luvs my burgers still.