Today it are my kitty sisfur's birfday. Ok, maybe she are my cuzzin since her momma is my momma's sister. But it are not like she are my cuzzin like Brinley are my cuzzin, who are my ackshual cuzzin since we has da same grandpa. But we is also sisfurs cuz we lives together and den I guess she are my aunt since her momma and my momma's momma and ok, I are super duper confused. Kinda like when air condishiners kick on when I are outside (I are pretty shure duz are really ZOMBIEZ comin to life) or when leaves get stuck on my hoo ha (I'll refuse to walk when dat happens). Ok, I forgot what da point wuz . . .
OH dat are right, ANGELIQUE! Happy birthday! I really wanna chase ya real bad, but momma says I can't since it are your birfday, but I bet ya'd like a birfday chase from your least mostest favorite LWD - right?
Ok, maybe not. Happy birfday anyways!
We luvs ya Angelique! Ya gots any tuna fish ya wanna share wif some hungry pups???
And Pee Ess y'all - I had a PAWSOME bike ride today, but I are gonna wait to tell ya bout it till tomorrow, ok, since dis post are all bout da kitty.