Showing posts with label blogville police force. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogville police force. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2015

What to Wear


So as y'all know, Valentine's Day are almost a week away and I are tryin to figure out what I are gonna wear to Murphy and Stanley's Heart 2 Heart Dance.  Like any good fashuneesta, I ain't revealin my choice until da day of, but I am considerin dis Valentine's dress.  I think red are a pretty good color on me.

But I's got anufur dilemma, it are seemin like I are gonna have to go stag.  And I's a Texas princess, we don't just show up to events solo.  Maybe wif two or three dates, but not solo.   I guess Sully are off chasin dingoes or somefin.  Finley menshuned dat Braeden's brofur, Seth, was availabull and dat maybe we could double date to da dance.  Whaddya say Seth?  Or maybe I could just dance wif all da boys and make dere dates jealous.  Dat could be fun too.

Anyways, I somehow managed to pass Junior Officer trainin despite doin da shakey shakey on a few unsuspectin varmints which I wuz sposed to just lock up.  Nuffin like a lil police brutality to starts da weekend off right.  So I are celebratin at Ruby's Donut Pawty to get some of dem tasty donuts.  And margaritas of course!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Backyard Patrol

As y'all know, I's now a Junior Officer in da Blogville Police, as well as bein a member of Zombie Squad and da longstandin Head Chief of Homeland Security.  So in addishun to da nayborhood patrol (which I are back to doin full force), I went on a patrol of da backyard today.


I are checkin for zombies and other criminal elements, like dem nasty skwerrils and rats.


Are dat a skwerril I hears??  Too bad it are next door, otherwise I'd show it who are boss.


I luvs doin my patrols.


And havin nice weather to do em in in January makes me a happy pup.


All dis patrol work are exhausterating though, so it are nice to lie down and relax.


I's also a bilingual officer, no chupacapras are gonna be sneakin into my backyard and botherin me and my momma!


And while you pupses in da northeast wuz havin your blizzard, dis are what we is doin in Texas.  Yeah, me and momma don't miss Bawston at all right now!

EDITED TO ADD:

Dis are what are happenin in Bawston right now.  A real life yeti prowlin da streets of Somerville, which are right near my old stompin grounds.  Dis are what happens when ya get feets of snow and pups can't patrol for zombies.  And yetis.  Scary stuff, ya yankee pupses better be on da lookout.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Inauguration Day


As some of y'all may know, I's joined da Blogville Police Force as a Junior Officer.  And for those of ya wonderin how a 12-year old westie girl can be a junior anything, well, shut your yappers.  I's bringin years of experience as Head of Homeland Security.  And if anyone deserves a donut, it's me and I's heard dat are a benefit of bein on da police force.  Not to menshun some of da cute officers . . . 


Today I are monitorin da Inauguration of our new Blogville Mayors, Murphy and Stanley.  So don't even think bout interruptin da ceremony you nasty skwerrils.


I ain't afraid of participatin in a lil police brutality, AKA, da shakey shakey, if ya gets my drift ya nasty tree rats.

For more on da Blogville Police activities on Inauguration Day, check out Officer Sully, Top Cop Bites, Commissioner Sarge, Officer Gussy, Officer Abby, Officer Ranger, and Junior Officer Riley.

Arooooo!

After I finish my police duties, I are headin over to take part in da Blogville Choir concert - ya knows I luvs singin!  Ya can check out da more bout da choir over at Susie and Sidebite's.


And after all da Inauguration eggcitment, I are headin to Dory's pajama pawty - I sure hope Ruby brings her margarita machine!


Junior Officer Whitley