Backyard Patrol

As y'all know, I's now a Junior Officer in da Blogville Police, as well as bein a member of Zombie Squad and da longstandin Head Chief of Homeland Security.  So in addishun to da nayborhood patrol (which I are back to doin full force), I went on a patrol of da backyard today.

I are checkin for zombies and other criminal elements, like dem nasty skwerrils and rats.

Are dat a skwerril I hears??  Too bad it are next door, otherwise I'd show it who are boss.

I luvs doin my patrols.

And havin nice weather to do em in in January makes me a happy pup.

All dis patrol work are exhausterating though, so it are nice to lie down and relax.

I's also a bilingual officer, no chupacapras are gonna be sneakin into my backyard and botherin me and my momma!

And while you pupses in da northeast wuz havin your blizzard, dis are what we is doin in Texas.  Yeah, me and momma don't miss Bawston at all right now!

EDITED TO ADD:

Dis are what are happenin in Bawston right now.  A real life yeti prowlin da streets of Somerville, which are right near my old stompin grounds.  Dis are what happens when ya get feets of snow and pups can't patrol for zombies.  And yetis.  Scary stuff, ya yankee pupses better be on da lookout.