My Second Birthday!

Today it are my SECOND birthday!

And I had da bestest day wif my BFFs!

And since dey got to share in da foodables, it wuz a pretty good day for dem too.

I wore my birthday dress today!

Da day started off wif a speshul birfday brekkyfast.

Scrambly eggy weggy, bacon, and cheeze!  

YUM!

Den it wuz present time.

Wow, look at dat loot!

I are a lucky pup!

First I opened a toy from my momma.

It are a squeaky sheep and great for chewin!

Den I opened a toy from grandma.

A double squeaker bunny!

Hey, it also dubbles as a pillow.

And I gots anudder toy from momma.

A taco!

I shure scored on da toy front.

And dat's not all - I got 2 leash/harness/collar sets from grandma and she made me da cutest cowboy and cowgirl dress!

And momma made me two dresses - a tropical one and an Arid-zona desert one!

I are one lucky pup!

And I got to spend da day wif my momma!

Who did a Kinley cartoon today!

And I got a birthday bike ride!

And I saw turtles and ducks and bunnies and SKWERRILS!

I also got to play out in da backyard wif Brinley.

Keepin da yard free of skwerrils are tuff work.

I also got a birthday walk.

Keepin da nayborhood safe from Zombies and Skwerrils, even on my birfday!

Tonite I got a car ride (and French fries) when da mommas went to da Magic Window place (Whataburger).

And later I got my VERY own cheezeburger!

YUMM!

And for my birthday dessert, I had a speshul maple pecan pupcake!

It wuz so good!

All dis birthday eggcitement has worn me out.  I mean, it's not every day a girl turns two.  In our house, it's every other day, BOL BOL.

And I got birthday cards too - from Dalton and Pipo!

My Faceybook pals Kyle and Harper!

And one from Easy!

And my pals at Chewy!

Pissin In My Yard Ain't Gonna Make Yours Any Greener

Hey y'all. It wuz not a good day today.  Lastest nite, I developed dis nasty swellin round da base of my tail.  It are very inflamed and red and oozing goo.  Yeah, no fun.  It are kinda like a hot spot, cept it are very inflamed and momma does not know how I gots it.  It's not like I can chew back there and irritate it or nuffin.  I'm not Finley - my BFF has da flecks-ability of a master Yogi Bear or a member of Cirque du Puppy or somefin.  It just kinda seems like my body are betrayin me every which way it can.

I wuz sposed to go to da vet today, but da mommas gots a call on da way there dat da vetman had a family emeurgency, so we just came home.  I wuz wheezin on da way to da vet - and I has been wheezin some off and on today.

My momma are smilin here, but her and Finley's momma been cryin all day.  Cuz it are gettin closer and closer for da time when I are gonna go to da Land of Infinites Bacons and Eggy Weggies and Smashed Taters and all dat goodness.  Probably some time dis week or next.  I's just not doing good at all - not movin at all, startin to have some breathin problems, and da shakin and pantin stuffs.  More on dat in a lil.

I gots to go on a stroller ride today.   I saw a schnauzer pup and I tried to bark, but my bark sounded funny, kinda muffled like.  Almost like when I used to bark when I had a toy in my mouth.  Anudder not good thing.  And my momma just bout lost it when some woman said to me "aren't you supposed to be walking??"  Let's just say there were LOTS of HBO words involved and my momma yellin dat I wuz crippled and dying and thanks for rubbing it in.  It just stinks, we's tryin to enjoy what lil time we gots left and some peeps have to go be rood.  I can't walk, I don't know what dat woman's eggscuse wuz, cuz she didn't look like she had been on a walk or had any eggcercise in a decade or more.

So, wif dat as da inspirayshun, dis are today's song . . .

Yeah, mind your own biskits rood peeples!!  Ackshually, I could really go fur some biskits and gravy.  #SouthernGirl4Life

After da walk, I went out to da backyard wif my momma.  It wuz a perfect weather day, 75 and sunny.  But I wuz not doing good, I wuz alternatin between shakin/shiverin and pantin.  And wheezin a lil too.  No pool time today, kinda obvious why.

Tonite wuz a surprise - Whataburger on a Tuesday instead of da normal Wednesday Whataburger.  I gotta go on a car ride there.

And da mommas got a kiddo's Just-a-burger for me and Finn to split.

I can haz cheezeburger!  It are probably da most I has eaten at once in days, what can ya say, I luvs my burgers still.