So I are gettin really tired of all of dese rules. No runnin, no jumpin, no lickin my wound, no scratchin my wound, no backyard time, no walks, NO FUN!
It are so boring!
Finley says we just gotta tuff it out.
Look at dis get up!! Socks, a baby onesie, and a cone. SIGH. It are tuff tuffin it out.
Me and Brinley has been placed on restricted duty. No jumpin, runnin, walks, basically no fun.
We has been nappin a lot. And I keep tryin to get at my wound.
Which is why I gotta wear da Cone of Shame™, socks, and a baby onesie. Yeah, a literal baby onesie.
And Finley tries to crawl on top of our crates. What da woof big sister??? Restricted duty are not so much fun.
In udder news, my momma has launched her new bizness, Lean Girls Fitness. She are a pawsonal trainer and is offering personal training, group boot camp classes, and an online fitness program. Here's her first video.
Best of all, she's said I might get to be in some future videos!
Well today wuz a WEIRD not good day. We woke up kinda early, went out to do our bidness, den da two of us got in da car.
Wifout breakfast!
Den we went to da vets. We got weighed, den we went to sleep and woke up feelin not so great. Our bellies hurt and we has dese scars on em - I don't know WHAT happened.
Finley says welcome to da Big Girls Club and dat now we don't gotta worry bout puppies, unless da mommas decide to torture us in our golden years wif pesky lil sisters - or somefin like dat. I don't know what she are talkin bout, I are just tired.
We is havin to wear da Cone of Shame™, spend a lotta time in da crate, and our momma's even got us baby onesies. Since I are bad licker and keep tryin to scratch. And Brinley has mastered da Cone of Shame™ and can get it off (momma says she are too smart). I fink I are gonna go back to sleep now.
