Well today wuz a WEIRD not good day. We woke up kinda early, went out to do our bidness, den da two of us got in da car.
Den we went to da vets. We got weighed, den we went to sleep and woke up feelin not so great. Our bellies hurt and we has dese scars on em - I don't know WHAT happened.
Finley says welcome to da Big Girls Club and dat now we don't gotta worry bout puppies, unless da mommas decide to torture us in our golden years wif pesky lil sisters - or somefin like dat. I don't know what she are talkin bout, I are just tired.
We is havin to wear da Cone of Shame™, spend a lotta time in da crate, and our momma's even got us baby onesies. Since I are bad licker and keep tryin to scratch. And Brinley has mastered da Cone of Shame™ and can get it off (momma says she are too smart). I fink I are gonna go back to sleep now.